Chapter 34- IT'S RAININ MEN! PLEASE SAVE ME! (Goldy and Tina)
A/N
So, during the last question if the day, someone asked me the same question. To answer that question, my favorite character is Unicorn Mann and my least favorite is probably Sabre because of his sudden absence.
Tina's P.O.V.
Ryan! No, he's unconscious. Poor Ryan. Cookie. No. Playing soccer. Lizzie? No. At her grandma's house. Kat. No. Out with Tony. Unicorn. No. Tony. Out with Kat. Goldy. HA! Definitely not. WHO AM I SUPPOSED TO TEXT (In the real world people would probably call, but within is a texting story so we ignore that)! I hear a ding of my phone. Well speak of the devil, it's the stupidest idiot herself.
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Unnecessary: tina help me
Tiny: Why should I help you?
Unnecessary: becuz I was listening to the radio and it said that its rainin men
Unnecessary: plz send help
Tiny: No you idiot, it's a song.
Unnecessary: Someone made a song about a current disaster
Tiny: OH MY GOSH! GET YOUR UNICORN MANN TO SAVE YOU! NOT ME!
Unnecessary: unicorn is busy stoping a crime
Tiny: DO YOU HAVE NO ONE ELSE TO ANNOY!
Unnecessary: im just asking 4 help on this current disaster
Unnecessary: men falling from the sky
Tiny: SERIOUSLY! GO ANNOY SAL! OR SABRE!
Tiny: BUT DON'T YOU DARE TALK TO RYAN!
Unnecessary: but ur a little less stoopid than the others and unicorn isnt available ur my last option on how to survive raining men
Tiny: Will these raining men kill you?
Unnecessary: probably
Tiny: In that case, please do stand out there!
Unnecessary: but i will die
Tiny: I know, that's why I'm asking you to stand out there
Unnecessary: plz tina
Tiny: NO
Tiny: I HATE YOU! WHY WOULD I HELP YOU!
Unnecessary: well i hate u and im still talking to u
Tiny: JUST LEAVE ME ALONE YOU IDIOT!
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I slam my phone down. I hear it crack. Great. It's raining men. Phfft. What an idiot. BUMP! What the heck. I look outside. I see men sprawled all over the floor. I see more fall from the sky. Holy Kentucky Fried Chicken. Goldy was actually right.
"No way," I mutter.
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