Chapter 79

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Chapter 79- Where? (Goldy and Unicorn Mann)

Goldy's P.O.V.

Ugh. This is so dumb! It's been on my mind all of the time. And I can't get it out. Not after what Ryan said. I just need to know. What is the answer? It's been stuck in my brain. But who can answer it? I know! My dudebro, broham, broski, UNICORN MANN!

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Golden Midget: unicorn!

Lukewarm: Yes Goldy?

Golden Midget: can i get an amen!

Lukewarm: Amen.

Golden Midget: can you help me with a really important question?

Lukewarm: Um sure.

Lukewarm: What is it.

Golden Midget: its like super important

Lukewarm: Welp, ask and you shall receive.

Golden Midget: like really really important

Lukewarm: Then ask!

Golden Midget: where do babies come from?

Lukewarm: Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Lukewarm: Why do you want to know?

Golden Midget: cuz i got'a

Lukewarm: Here, let me rephrase that.

Lukewarm: Do you HAVE to know?

Golden Midget: yes

Lukewarm: Oh Boy this is gonna be hard.

Lukewarm: Well, you see.

Lukewarm: ...

Lukewarm: Messenger falcons!

Golden Midget: huh

Lukewarm: Messenger falcons!

Lukewarm: MESSENGER FALCONS FLY TO CLOUD 69!

Lukewarm: SCRATCH THAT!

Lukewarm: CLOUD 7!

Lukewarm: CLOUD 7!

Lukewarm: AND THERE, BABIES ARE GENERATED AND SPEWED INTO THE WILD!

Lukewarm: IT'S THEN THAT THE STORKS PICK THEM UP AND FLY ACROSS THE SEVEN SEAS!

Lukewarm: AND WHEN PARENTS MAKE A REQUEST FOR BABIES, THE STORKS FLY TO THEM AND GIVE THE LOVELY CHILD TO THEM!

Lukewarm: THAT'S WHERE BABIES COME FROM!

Golden Midget: woah!

Golden Midget: righteous dude!

Golden Midget: man, those messenger falcons!

Lukewarm: Okay, now, let's drop this subject and never bring it up again Okay!

Golden Midget: no!

Golden Midget: i wanna know more about the messenger falcons!

Lukewarm: Another day!

Lukewarm: HOW ABOUT SOME TIME IN HIGH SCHOOL!

Golden Midget: okay, fine.

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*6 years later*

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Golden Midget: YOU LIED TO ME!

Lukewarm: About what?

Golden Midget: Let me give you a hint!

Golden Midget: Messenger falcons...

Lukewarm: ...

Lukewarm: Ah, fu-

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