Chapter 123- PINEAPPLE DON'T BELONG ON PIZZA! (Ryan and Unicorn Mann)
Requested By: LunaEclipse2007
Notes: Sorry it took so long to make this one. But a great idea. Thanks for commenting.
Ryan's P.O.V.
Mmmmmmmmmmm. BoNeLeSs PiZzA. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
I could really go for some of that. Just the thought of it makes my mouth water. I can already imagine myself biting into the pizza. I can practically taste the sweet sweet taste of- I slap myself in the face. Stop dreaming Ryan! BoNeLeSs PiZzA is not an option at Azeep's. Sigh. I'll just get second best. Pinapple PiZzA. Wait. I can't. I mean, I can get it, but I can't finish it. I'll need someone to dine with. Perhaps Tina? No. She'll think it's a date. Goldy? No. She'll just take all the pizza for herself. How about Unicorn? Yeah. Unicorn! He loves a good pizza. And he's fair and will evenly divide our number of pizza slices. Let me call him. Up. I pull out my phone. Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring. Click.
"Ryan, you shouldn't call me, my phone can't receive calls, we can only text," Unicorn says.
"Wait, if your phone doesn't receive calls, how are we talking right no-" Beeeeeep. Unicorn hung up. Huh. Well. Looks like I'm texting him.
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RyBread: Oh hi Unicorn.
Unicorn: Oh hi Ryan. This is the first time you've attempted to talk to me today right?
RyBread: Yeah totally.
RyBread: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
RyBread: Anyways, I'm just here to see if you wanted to split a pizza with me.
Unicorn: Yeah, of course.
Unicorn: What kind?
RyBread: Pineapple pizza.
Unicorn: .....
Unicorn: You.
Unicorn: Put.
Unicorn: PINEAPPLES.
Unicorn: ON PIZZA!!!
RyBread: Yeah? Is something wrong!
Unicorn: WHY WOULD YOU PUT PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA!
RyBread: Because it's good?
Unicorn: NO IT'S NOT!
Unicorn: THAT'S LIKE PUTTING SOY SAUCE MIXED WITH PEPPERS ON A PIZZA!
RandomBackgroundCharacter: I like soy sauce mixed with peppers on my pizza.
Unicorn: SHUT UP RANDOM BACKGROUND CHARACTER! NO ONE LIKES YOU!
RandomBackgroundCharacter: Aw.
RyBread: ....
RyBread: WELL YOU KNOW WHAT UNICORN!
Unicorn: WHAT!
RyBread: I THINK YOU JUST AREN'T A PROPER PIZZA LOVER!
Unicorn: GASP!
RyBread: Oh. And also.
RyBread: YOUR BEARD LOOKS LIKE POOP!
Unicorn: GAAAAAAAAAAAASP!!!!!
RyBread: That's right.
RyBread: I went there.
Unicorn: You've made a powerful enemy today Ryan!
RyBread: Bring it on LAMEicorn Man.
Unicorn: WELL TEA IS JUST WATER WITH LEAVES IN IT!
RyBread: HOW DARETH YOU!
Unicorn: ALSO YOUR A LOSER! NOT A WINNER!
RyBread: WELL YOUR A F**K YOU!
Unicorn: WELL AT LEAST I KNOW WHAT COLOR MY HAIR IS! MR. I HAVE CLEARLY ORANGE HAIR, BUT I CLAIM THAT IT'S BROWN!
RyBread: AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE A FAKE BEARD!
Unicorn: HEY! MY BEARD IS NOT FAKE!
RyBread: ALSO!
RyBread: ALSO!
RyBread: YOUR TASTE IN ANIME IS TRASH!
Unicorn: WELL YOU ARE TRASH!
RyBread: YOUR MOMMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE SITS ON THE COUCH IT SNAPS IN HALF!
Unicorn: JOKES ON YOU! I DON'T HAVE A MOM!
Unicorn: ....
RyBread: Yiiiiiiiiiikes.
RyBread: Listen. When I said f**k you. I didn't mean it. I'm sorry for getting so aggressive.
RyBread: I'll never say f**k you to you again, okay?
Unicorn: YOUR FAT!
RyBread: F**K YOU!
Unicorn: YOUR ADDICTED TO TEA!
RyBread: SO WERE YOU AT ONE POINT!
Unicorn: YOU ARE SO ADDICTED THAT IT'S A BIGGER PROBLEM THAN WORLD WAR 7!
RyBread: WORLD WAR SEVEN DOESN'T EXIST YET!
RyBread: ALSO AT LEAST THE DAYCARE DOESN'T HAVE TO BE SHUT DOWN FOR THREE MONTHS WHEN I GET ADDICTED TO SOMETHING!
Unicorn: AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE A CRUSH ON A PSYCHOPATH YANDERE!
RyBread: AT LEAST I DON'T GET FREINDZONED TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!
Unicorn: AT LEAST I DON'T SWEAR!
RyBread: THAT'S A LIE!
Unicorn: YOUR A LIE!
RyBread: WE'RE ALL A LIE!
RyBread: AND SO ARE YOUR POWERS!
Unicorn: MY POWERS ARE NOT A LIE! THE AMOUNT OF THINGS I'VE SURVIVED IS PROOF ENOUGH!
RyBread: YOU SAY THAT YOU'VE SURVIVED THESE THINGS, AND YET YOU HAVE NO PROOF!
Unicorn: YOU WANT PROOF! I'LL GIVE YOU PROOF!
RyBread: Wait. Unicorn. What does that mean?
RyBread: You don't have to do that, we were only talking about pizza.
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"HEY RYAN!" Unicorn yells. I look out my window. Unicorn was standing in the street. Before I can ask what he was doing a car hits him.
"OH MY GOSH! DUDE ARE YOU OKAY!" I scream. Unicorn gets up and gives me a thumbs up. My gosh. I was really- Suddenly, a train hits him, shortly after a tiger and lion tackle him and start to wrestle him, a car hits him as he is doing this, and a blimp fell on him and the turbines shredded him up. I put my hand over my mouth. There's no way he survived that. I see Unicorn stand up and walk towards my window.
"HOW THE-" I begin to say.
"Is that proof enough Ryan?" Unicorn asks. I nod my head.
"Dude, we were just talking......about f**king pizza," I say.
"Oh yeah that's right, I forgot, yeah I'm down for a pineapple pizza," Unicorn says. Wait. He's fine with it?
"If your fine with pineapple on pizza, why did you argue that you hated it?" I ask. Unicorn raises an eyebrow.
"Argue? When did I ever do that?" Unicorn asks. Wait, what the fu-
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