Ryguyrocky Texting Stories

Chapter 87

Chapter 87- T D (Angel And Dave)

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I'll Destroy U: Yo Lozer!

Dave: Hey idiot, you spelled loser wrong.

I'll Destroy U: Yeah yeah.

Dave: Anyways, Your obviously Texting me for something, what do you want?

I'll Destroy U: I dunno, I'm kinda board.

I'll Destroy U: So like, do you wanna play truth or dare?

Dave: Really?

I'll Destroy U: LIKE I SAID, I'M BORED!

Dave: But truth or dare

Dave: I absolutely hate that game.

I'll Destroy U: What! Why?

Dave: It's literally just a sorry excuse to get everyone to spill their secrets.

I'll Destroy U: Well I

Dave: And that's exactly why you want to play this game, isn't it?

I'll Destroy U: OKAY FINE!

I'll Destroy U: That's why I want to play okay!

Dave: Okay, I'll play.

I'll Destroy U: Yo, really?

Dave: Hey, you do remember that I get to ask you questions too right?

I'll Destroy U: Oh no.

Dave: So I'll start.

I'll Destroy U: No, I start.

Dave: Don't frik with me, I have the power of anime on my side

I'll Destroy U: Damn

Dave: Truth or dare?

I'll Destroy U: Truth.

Dave: Who's Your Favorite youtuber?

Dave: And don't Say Ryguyrocky because the meta humor in this book already sucks, and this chapter doesn't have to add to that.

I'll Destroy U: Did you not just make a meta humor joke?

Dave: ...

Dave: F**k.

I'll Destroy U: Well it's literally any youtuber that plays Super Smash Bois.

Dave: Oh really!?

Dave: How surprising!

I'll Destroy U: Yeah, yeah, cut it with the sarcasm.

I'll Destroy U: My turn!

I'll Destroy U: Truth or dare?

Dave: Truth.

I'll Destroy U: Who do you like?

Dave: Aaaaah.

Dave: The most overused truth or dare question.

Dave: And here I thought you were more creative than that.

Dave: I guess I thought too highly of you.

I'll Destroy U: You little pinecone!

I'll Destroy U: YOU WANT CREATIVE HUH!

I'll Destroy U: THEN I'LL GIVE YOU CREATIVE!

I'll Destroy U: HAVE YOU EVER FOUGHT OF A MONKEY WITH THE FACE OF A RHINOCEROS, THAT WAS USING A DOUBLE SIDED SWORD, AND HAD THE LEG OF A CHEETAH!

Dave: Nope.

Dave: Anyways, my turn.

I'll Destroy U: What! No!

I'll Destroy U: You still haven't answered my question!

I'll Destroy U: WHO DO YOU LIKE!

Dave: Yes I have.

Dave: You just asked me if I've ever fought of a monkey with the face of a rhinoceros, that was using a double sided sword, the the leg of a cheetah.

I'll Destroy U: What!

I'll Destroy U: ...

I'll Destroy U: Oh you little punk.

Dave: You've been hit by, a smooth criminal.

Dave: Anyways, truth or dare.

I'll Destroy U: Dare!

Dave: I dare you to text Tina that you love Ryan.

I'll Destroy U: YOU LITTLE PUNK!

I'll Destroy U: I COULD DIE!

Dave: You know, I'm starting to like this game.

I'll Destroy U: DAVE! DON'T MAKE ME DO THIS!

Dave: Don't worry, I'll be at your funeral.

I'll Destroy U: PLEASE! I'LL GIVE YOU TEN DOLLARS!

I'll Destroy U: I'LL PAINT YOUR NAILS!

I'll Destroy U: I'LL SQUAB THE POOP DECK,

I'll Destroy U: PLEASE!

Dave: Anything you say?

I'll Destroy U: THAT WAS THE MOST CLICHE RESPONSE EVER, BUT YES, ANYTHING!

Dave: Let me beat you at Super Smash Bois.

I'll Destroy U: WHAT!

I'll Destroy U: COME ON MAN!

I'll Destroy U: THAT WOULD BREAK MY STREAK OF 542,016!

Dave: I know.

I'll Destroy U: Fine!

I'll Destroy U: I'll text Tina.

Dave: Perfect.

I'll Destroy U: I hate you.

Dave: There is a fine line between hate and love.

Dave: *insert audio recording of Dave laughing*

I'll Destroy U: Well, we're ending the game here because I won't be alive for the next question.

Dave: Welp see you later.

Dave: NOT!

Dave: *insert another audio recording of Dave laughing*

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