Chapter 121- iS iT tO LaTe NoW tO sAy SoRry! (Danny and Dave)
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Requested By: GokuvioletPlayz
Ship: Pupking (Pup x Kingston)
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Final Verdict: 5/10
Dave's P.O.V.
Ugh. At this rate I might as well not ever go to parties I'm invited to. I guess it's my fault. I should have brung extra clothes jut in case. Oh wait. No. I only have one pair of clothes. And I'm wearing it right now. And right now, these clothes are drenched with freezing cold chlorine water! I still find it stupid how Danny decided to push me into the pool. What an idiot. The pool hadn't even been warmed up yet! And now here I am, sitting in front of a heater, with all the spiders. I feel a spider crawl on my shoulder. Sigh. I swear to gibbly goodness if this thing bites me I'm breaking someone's leg. And this time it won't be an issue accident. DING! I reach my hand in my pocket. Ew. It feels........damp. I pull out my phone. Oh great. It's Danny. The exact last person I want to talk to right now.
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Ducks Are Smart: ......
Davosaur: What do you want?
Ducks Are Smart: I'M SORRY!
Ducks Are Smart: I'M SO SO SORRY!
Davosaur: It's fine Danny. I don't care anymore.
Ducks Are Smart: I'M SORRY!
Ducks Are Smart: TONY JUST TOLD ME YOU WEREN'T HAVING ENOUGH FUN, SO HE TOLD ME TO THROW YOU IN THE POOL!
Davosaur: Yeah, I'm not a deaf idiot. I was standing right next to you guys.
Ducks Are Smart: IT WASN'T COMPLETELY MY FAULT!
Ducks Are Smart: PLEASE FORGIVE ME!
Davosaur: Are you even paying attention to what I'm saying?
Ducks Are Smart: I'M SO SO SO SO SORRY!
Davosaur: Dude. Stop apologizing.
Ducks Are Smart: CAN I DO SOMETHING TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU!?
Davosaur: Dude, I don't care. Just drop it.
Ducks Are Smart: DO YOU NEED FOOD OR SOMETHING!?
Ducks Are Smart: A NEW PAIR OF CLOTHES!?
Ducks Are Smart: A BETTER COMPUTER!?
Davosaur: I don't need anything.
Ducks Are Smart: DO YOU HAVE ANY CHORED YOU HAVEN'T DONE YET!?
Davosaur: Did you just ask if I have any chored?
Ducks Are Smart: SORRY! I MEANT CHORES!
Davosaur: Okay. You know what.
Davosaur: Just stop apologizing. It's fine.
Davosaur: Drop the stupid pool party.
Ducks Are Smart: MAYBE I COULD GIVE YOU MONEY!?
Davosaur: Dude! Pay attention to what I'm saying!
Davosaur: I don't need anything!
Ducks Are Smart: MAYBE I COULD GET YOU A RARE ITEM IN D&D!
Davosaur: Okay this is actually super annoying.
Davosaur: Danny. Just stop.
Ducks Are Smart: DO YOU NEED A WATERMELON!?
Davosaur: Why the frick would I need a watermelon?
Ducks Are Smart: DO YOU NEED SOMEBODY'S HELP!?
Davosaur: Dude! Stop apologizing! I don't care!
Davosaur: Just frikin drop it!
Ducks Are Smart: DO YOU NEED MONEY!
Ducks Are Smart: TEN DOLLARS!?
Ducks Are Smart: TWENTY DOLLARS!?
Ducks Are Smart: THIRTY DOLLARS!?
Davosaur: Danny. I'm serious, stop.
Ducks Are Smart: FOURTY DOLLARS!?
Ducks Are Smart: FIFTY DOLLARS!?
Ducks Are Smart: SIXTY DOLLARS!?
Ducks Are Smart: SEVENTY DOLLARS!?
Ducks Are Smart: EIGHTY DOLLARS!?
Ducks Are Smart: NINETY DOLLARS!?
Davosaur: THAT'S ENOUGH!
Ducks Are Smart: Oh. Sorry.
Davosaur: You know what Danny.
Davosaur: There is something you can do for me.
Davosaur: Really! What is it?
Davosaur: You can SHUT THE F**K UP AND STOP APOLOGIZING!
Davosaur: I SAID THAT IT'S FINE AND FOR YOU TO DROP IT!
Davosaur: YOU DON'T HAVE TO CONTINUE TO OFFER ME THINGS AND SAY SORRY!
Ducks Are Smart: Ok. Sorry.
Davosaur: I just said to stop saying sorry!
Ducks: O-oh. U-understood.
Davosaur: Did you just type a stutter?
Davosaur: Did you MANUALLY TYPE a stutter!?
Ducks Are Smart: Um.
Davosaur: You know what. Doesn't matter.
Davosaur: Now will you please PLEASE leave me alone!
Ducks Are Smart: YESSIR!
*Duck Are Smart has left the chat*
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My gosh. Finally. Peace. Oh yeah, there's still a spider on my shoulder. How do I know? I can feel it crawling down my arm. I touch my clothes. Still wet. You know what. I'm just gonna light the fireplace and sit in front of it. It'll probably make the drying process faster. I trudge down the stairs and to the fire place. I take a box of matches and grab a match. I light it. Okay. Let me just throw the match into the-
"MOM! DAVE'S LIGHTING MATCHES AGAIN EVEN THOUGH YOU BANNED HIM FROM PLAYING WITH FIRE BECAUSE LAST TIME HE BURNT DOWN THE BACKYARD!" Deliah yells. You've gotta be kidding me.
"HE WHAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!" My mom yells. I hear her start to stomp down the stairs. Sigh. I need to get some blackmail material on Deliah.
"DELIAH!" I yell. Delaih looks at me as if she doesn't know what she did wrong.
"What?" She asks. I clench my fists.
"SHUT THE F**K UP!" I yell. Delaih put's on an evil grin.
"HE ALSO DROPPED AN F BOMB!" Deliah adds. Oh fu-
"HE WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!" My mom yells. I hear her begin to stomp louder down the stairs. Mother fu-
Question Of The Day!
Out of all the side characters in Minecraft Daycare (Cookie, Lizzy, Kat, Angel, Danny, Tony, Sal, Derp, Pup, And Dave) who do you think is the strongest?
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