Chapter 131- Rejection (Goldy and Unicorn)
Requested By: minitab1
Notes: Awsome idea. Thanks for requesting.
Unicorn Mann's P.O.V.
Geez lawheeze. How did Tina and Ryan manage to do this! They spilled FREAKING KETCHUP ALL OVER THE SLINGSHOT SQUAD'S MACHINE! And the worst part is, is that I have to clean THEIR mess. Typical. GEEZ. WHAT A BUNCH OF CHILDREN! Literally. They're children...............that didn't come off as insulting as I wanted it to. Welp. Better get cleaning. Tina said she'd slice and dice if I didn't do a good job. So. How's your day been Unicorn Mann. Let me tell you Unicorn Mann, it's been terrible. I just learned that the MCU lost Spider-Mayonnaise. OH MY GOSH! Really!? Man, thanks for telling me this Unicorn Mann, I had no idea. No problem Unicorn Mann. REEEEEEEEEEEE! REEEEEEEEEEE! REEEEEEEEEE! I look at my phone. I forgot, Goldy put that noise as my way of knowing, and I quote, GOLDY IS TEXTING YOU MOTHER F**KER! Anyways, I should probably quickly answer and move on.
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Golden Midget: Hi Unicorn
Lukewarm: Hey Goldy. What's up.
Golden Midget: My ceiling
Lukewarm: What's down?
Golden Midget: My floor
Lukewarm: What's sideways?
Golden Midget: My not legit glasses
Lukewarm: What's other sideways?
Golden Midget: Other sideways?
Lukewarm: Other sideways.
Golden Midget: .........
Lukewarm: You know what, nevermind, what did you want to tell me?
Golden Midget: Oh yeah
Golden Midget: Well, I've been holding this in for awhile
Golden Midget: I've been afraid for so long to say this, but I can't hold it in anymore.
Lukewarm: What is it?
Golden Midget: Ok, here goes.
Golden Midget: I LOVE YOU
Lukewarm: ......l.
Lukewarm: Oh I see.
Golden Midget: you do!
Lukewarm: Ryan put you up to this, didn't he?
Golden Midget: Huh!
Lukewarm: Oh ha ha ha, very funny prank.
Golden Midget: WAIT IT'S NOT A PRANK!
Lukewarm: It was a good prank and all, but now is really a bad time.
Lukewarm: Tell Ryan, that it was a good prank.
Golden Midget: UNICORN!
Lukewarm: Yeah?
Golden Midget: I LOVE YOU!
Golden Midget: I LOVE YOUR PERSONALITY, I LOVE YOUR LOOKS, I LOVE YOUR SMILE, I LOVE YOUR SENSE OF JUSTICE, I LOVE HOW YOUR SO LOYAL, I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU!
Lukewarm: You really mean it Goldy?
Golden Midget: YES! I WANNA BE WITH YOU!
Lukewarm: Well shucks.
Lukewarm: .....
Lukewarm: Wait.
Lukewarm: Those were some really complicated words. Too complicated.
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FanficThis is NOT my story I'm publishing this for a friend who can't get a Wattpad account. Enjoy!
