May 2,2017
Rose Marie
"She said what?" Don said leaning his head back in laughter.
"Her ass said she'd like a..." Jah was about to repeat again for the 100th fucking time
"Nigga you heard it the first time. I was being polite all night and she was being a Bitch so I thought I'd be nice and order her some dick to go." I said shrugging
"She's out of fucking control. Who made her this way?" Black said wiping his eyes
"I did." I simply said before picking my pizza up and taking a bite
"You taught yourself to be this way? Jah get out while you can" he said
"Every teacher who passed you up a grade should kill themself" I said
"Girl I'm smart as fuck." He said looking offended
"Where? What's smart about you? I need answers please" I say
"Please don't reproduce with this thing." Black said after a few seconds of silence
"I just might be while you're shitting me since y'all two hoes took my plan b's like what the fuck. Y'all can't even get pregnant and y'all talking about some now I'm not with-child. It's okay though cause I have something for the both of y'all asses." I say giving them a warning.
This morning I went and got some laxatives from the store on my way here. They asses are about to be on fire I tell you that. I knew that Black was going to have some drinks in the fridge so when I went down there this morning I put three packets in his juice since it's a thick substance more so like a shake.
If that wasn't enough I locked the bathroom door from the inside and snatched the keys out of Don's desk so that he couldn't even make it to the bathroom. I only put one in Jah's drink but his was a higher dose so that's all he needed.
Plus I drunk some of his just to make it not seem fishy. It should be hitting any moment now too because it's been a little over and hour since Jah drunk some of his drink and Black just finished his drink like five minutes ago. His thirsty ass be done with his so fast it don't be making any sense.
"My stomach hurts so bad." I say faking like I was in pain
"Yo real shit mine do to. It's bubbling and shit" Jah said making me smirk
"Eww shitty booties take y'all asses home and do that shit ain't nobody trying to smell y'all." Black said
"Please yours is about to be hurting real soon." I say under my breath
"What was that?" He asked
"Oh nothing." I said rubbing my stomach
"Aye yo I gotta take a shit. If I'm not done before my next appointment stall them or something." Jah said before walking to the back
"What the fuck." Black said grabbing his stomach
"What ya stomach hurt too?" I ask knowing that's what it was
"Man this shit just came out of no where. Jah gone have to fight me for this bathroom." He said farting hella loud as he tried to run to the back where the bathroom was only to come back with Jah on his ass
"Yo Don where the keys to the bathroom?" Black say bouncing up and down
"On my desk where they always are or in the top drawer." He said looking at them
"Man the shit ain't there. I'm about to shit on this floor" he said sweating
"Bruh What the fuck. I'm about to shit on myself" Jah said
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Romance25 year old Rose Marie is your typical chick. She's funny and ambitious but at the same time she's fierce and will get you together in a minute. Her dreams were to become a model but things didn't quite work out the way she wanted. Fresh out of coll...
