Okay so I know I'm not tripping but please let me know if y'all know what funeral candy is. Like if you know exactly what I'm talking about comment in this little part cause me and my cousin was arguing about it. She's like don't nobody know what funeral candy is and I told her I know I'm not the only person who things this particular one is for funerals only. That's the only place I've ever seen it. Ima put a picture in the media in the next chapter to see if anybody got it
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August 27,2017
Rose Marie
"Man I really don't wanna go to this bullshit man" I said as I looked at the time on my phone.
"I mean you don't have to go if you don't want to. Like you said fuck the both of them" Rob said smacking on some grapes
"I know huh? I guess I'm not going. Can I have some of your grapes?" I asked because they were looking good as hell and the way he was smacking on them I don't expect the taste to be nothing but excellent
"Yes you do. Your word is bond and think of it this way after you leave from there today you don't have to speak to them again" Jah said trying to be sensible and shit like someone asked him
"Or she could just not go and save the breath that her big ass is gone lose walking over there." Rob said making me look at him sideways
"But you weigh more than me and I'm pregnant" I said
"That's why you're not getting none of these nice, juicy, delicious grapes" he said popping another one in his mouth
"That's why your built like a grape. Round and stupid" I said throwing a piece a paper at him
"And your built like a banana. Long and a fucked up curve" he said and even I had to laugh at that
"Here these two go again" Don said sighing but laughing at the same time
"He started it but I'm finna finish it like I do every time" I said flexing my shoulders from front to back
"Girl don't do it to him" Amber said
"She ain't finna do shit! I got fifty on my mans" Black said
"Now you know she finna have him in his feelings for the rest of the day. I tell you what I can use them fifty bucks for my mani pedi" Amber said
"First of all don't ever say bucks again, this ain't Alabama the fuck and girl it's gone take more than fifty for them big ass sausage feet. We wear the same size" he told her
"Don't make me start on you my Nigga cause We'll have you and ya homie sitting in the corner reevaluating life." Amber said
"You damn straight. While he over there tryna talk about feet his mans over there with them yabadabadooo Flintstone feet. How you wearing got on slides and no socks with them toes?" I asked
"Girl you see them? Toes be in the door about two minutes before the rest of him can make it in. The crazy thing is his friends ain't even try to lace him up on fashion" Amber said mocking disappointment
"How he gone lace someone up on fashion when he dress like Mace? Rob over there looking like he just came back from Auditioning to be in that one Missy Elliot's video. What's the name of it?" I said thinking and about it
"But you look like-" Rob started but I cut him off mid sentence
"Me I'm super fly, super duper fly. I know his ass can't stand the rain against his window cause he fasho can't stand it against his body. Ole I don't shower cause the water is recycled? Remember he asked how was the water coming out of the shower head and down the drain but never running out? Dumb ass boy" I said
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Romance25 year old Rose Marie is your typical chick. She's funny and ambitious but at the same time she's fierce and will get you together in a minute. Her dreams were to become a model but things didn't quite work out the way she wanted. Fresh out of coll...
