Chapter 72: We're No Cowards!

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Jade, Alexis, Spencer, Jeremy, Isaac, Cereza, BroBot, and Rox is the fifth team.

Soldiers: "You're all out of your minds!"

Rox changes to her giant form.

Rox: "Really? We're crazy?"

Jade, Cereza, and Spencer prepare their stances.

Cereza: "Aren't the crazy ones those who want to take over dimensions?"

Spencer: "Just the world has a couple screw loose."

Jade: "Why can't you see it?"

Soldiers: "We see a bright future ahead."

Isaac readies his hand cannon as BroBot readies his gun.

Isaac: "Damn, you fuckers need some help."

BroBot: ":\."

Alexis and Jeremy assume defensive stances.

Samuel: "Bright? That's what most people in my world think when they're dead!"

Jeremy: "You aren't seeing just what he's willing to do to have this future?"

A wind begins to blow.

Alexis: "He's expending your lives just to get his hands on us, not using the ones already with him!"

The soldiers begin to fire wildly at those words.

Soldiers: "The only way to obtain a bright future is to obtain everything."

Everyone except Rox begins to dodge, with Rox picking up soldiers and throwing them miles away.

Cereza: "That's nothing but greed!"

Cereza pins a soldier down in fox form.

Isaac: "You like chicken?"

Isaac kills the soldier in one blast.

Spencer: "We going teriyaki?"

Isaac: "Aw hell nah!"

Rox: "Are you two actully arguing about chicken?"

Spencer: "... yeah?"

Rox: "Can I join?"

Awkward moment of silence...

Samuel: "Can we just win before you guys start arguing about food?!"

Jeremy takes a bullet to the shoulder as Jade smashes seven necks in one hammer swing.

Isaac: "Fiiiine."

Soldiers: "The just always win."

A lightning bolt strikes the sky.

Jade: "Looks like it's your turn."

The metallic aura forms around Isaac and BroBot as the hazy aura forms around Spencer and Jeremy.

BroBot: "^_^."

Soldiers: "Lightning in broad daylight?"

Isaac: "Synergy Attack, Virus Buster!"

Isaac and BroBot proceed to turn a hundred soldiers into dust.

Spencer/ Jeremy: "Synergy Attack, Twin Focus!"

An attack from Jeremy and Spencer kill another dozen.

Alexis: "Look!"

Rox shrinks back down as they can see a straight path to the White House, with quite a few allies already awaiting them.

Rox: "Can we continue our chicken discussion?"

Awkward moment of silence...

Cereza: "Might as well..."

Isaac: "Imma prove that you all are fucking queers."

They begin walking towards the White House.

Jade: "You're the one with the unique speech."

BroBot: ":O."

Jeremy: "Let's just go."

They pick up the pace over the weirdest choice of discussions yet...

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