My Immortal (Abducted by Grammar Nazis)

Chapter 9

Chapter 9

AN: stop flaming ok! I dntn red all da boox! dis is frum da movie ok so itz nut my folt if dumbeldor swers! besuizds I SED HE HAD A HEDACHE! and da reson snap dosent lik harry now is coz hes christian and vampire is a satanist! MCR ROX!

{Trans: Stop flaming okay! I didn’t read all the books! This is from the movie okay so it’s not my fault if Dumbledore swears! {Yes it is.} Besides I said he had a headache! And the reason Snape doesn’t like Harry now is because he’s Christian and Vampire is a Satanist! MCR rocks! {What was the point of that last part?}}

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I was so mad and sad. I couldn’t believe Draco for cheating on me. I began to cry against the tree where I did it with Draco. {Well then…}

Then suddenly, a horrible man with red eyes started flying towards me on a broomstick! He didn’t have a nose (basically like Voldemort in the movie){Apparently this isn’t Voldemort…?} and he was wearing black but it was obvious he wasn’t gothic. It was Voldemort! {… Do you see my confusion here?}

“No!” I shouted in a scared voice but then Voldemort shouted “Imperious!” and I couldn’t run away.

“Crookshanks!” I shouted at him. {Hm. Resisting the Imperious curse to point her wand and do a spell that doesn’t exist. *Coughs* MARY SUE! *cough*} Voldemort fell off his broom and started to scream. I felt bad for him even though I’m a sadist so I stopped.

“Ebony.” he yelled. “Thou must kill Vampire Potter!” {Voldemort doesn’t talk like a stereotyped knight}

I thought about Vampire and his sexy eyes, his gothic black hair and how his face looks just like Joel Madden. I remembered that Draco had said I didn’t understand, so I thought, what if Draco went out with Vampire before I went out with him and they broke up?  {It took her half a chapter to figure that out?}

“No, Voldemort!” I shouted back.

Voldemort gave me a gun.

“No! Please!” I begged.

“Thou must!” he yelled. “If thou does not, then I shall kill thy beloved Draco!”

“How did you know?” I asked in a surprised way.

Voldemort got a dude-you’re-so-retarded look on his face. {I just had to keep that.} “I hath telekinesis.” he answered cruelly. {So what? Doesn’t explain how you knew.} “And if you doth not kill Vampire, then thou know what will happen to Draco!” he shouted. Then he flew away angrily on his broomstick.

I was so scared and mad. I didn’t know what to do. Suddenly Draco came into the woods.

“Draco!” I said. “Hi!”

“Hi.” he said back but his face was sad. He was wearing white foundation and messy eyeliner, kind of like a pentagram (get it? {Coz she’s goffic}) between Joel Madden and Gerard Way.

“Are you okay?” I asked.

“No.” he answered.

“I’m sorry I got mad at you but I thought you cheated on me.” I explained.

“That’s okay.” he said depressed and we went back into Hogwarts together making out. {They made up fast.}