My Immortal (Abducted by Grammar Nazis)

Chapter 29

Chapter 29

AN: sot das fok up!11 ur jus jelouz koz ur prepz so fok u!1111 raven u rok gurl fangz 4 da help MCR ROX 666!111111111111

{Trans: Shut the f*** up! You’re just jealous because you’re preps so f*** you! (I no prep and I ain’t jealous.) Raven you rock girl! Thanks for the help! MCR Rocks 666!!! (666! Geddit, cuz shes goffik?!)}

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“Oh my Satan!” we screamed as we jumped out of the coffin. Snape and Professor McGonagall started to shout at us angrily.

“Come now!” Professor McGonagall yelled. We did guiltily. We left the room putting on our clothes. Snape grabbed the camera and put it in his pocket.

“Hey what the f***!” Vampire shouted angrily.

“Yeah buster, {Out of character there.} what the f*** are you going to do with the f***ing camera?” Draco demanded protectively, looking at me longingly with his gothic red eyes. “Look, Dumbledore knows your little secret and if you do this again, then you will go to St. Mongo’s. So give back the camera!”

“Hahahaha! The Ministry of Magic thinks he is crazy. There is no way they will believe him.” Snape laughed meanly.

“Yes, so shut your mouth you insolent fools!” yelled Professor McGonagall. She made us come into a weird room with white stones all around it. There were all these weird tools in it. Draco started to cry sexily and sexitive {I kept this for a reason X3 giggles.} (geddit koz hes a sexbom lol tom felnot rulez 4 lif but nut as muxh as gerard ur sex on legz I luv u u fokeng rok mary me!111) {Trans: Get it? Because he’s a sex-bomb. Tom Felton rules for life but not as much as Gerard. You’re sex on legs. I love you. You f***ing rock. Marry me!}.

I started to cry tears of blood (it hapnz in vrampir kroniklz raven sed so ok so fok u!1) {Trans: It happens in Vampire Chronicles. Raven said so okay so f*** you!}. Vampire took out a black handkerchief and started to wipe my red eyes {Her eyes changed color again X3}.

And then he and Snape both took out guns using magic. They started to shoot each other angrily. None of the bullets got on each other yet. I took out my wand.

“Crusio!” I shouted. Snape started to scream. He dropped the gun. But it was too late. Both of them had run out of bullets. I stopped the curse. Professor McGonagall did a spell so that we were all chained up. She took out a box of tools. Then she said,

“Okay Severus, I’m going to go now.” She left. Snape started to laugh evilly. Vampire started to cry.

  

“It’s okay Ebony.” said Draco. “Everything will be all right. Remember the video you took of Snape.”

Snape laughed again. And then he took out some whips! {Okay this officially turned to a porn subject so I’m changing the rating on this.}