Chapter 23
{LAAN: Well here I am again. The reposter put this in two parts. Having reading this through already I saw that the reposter put in his/her own chapter so I WILL be keeping that. I will also edit that too ^^ I hope the new chapter will be funny and entertaining for you}
AN: dhut da fok up biches!1 ur jus jelos koz I gut 10000 reviowz!1 fangz 2 raven 4 da help n telin me bout da boox gurlu rok letz go shopin 2getha!
{Trans: Shut the f*** up b*tches! You're just jealous because I got 10000 reviews (All the reviews were negative I'm sure)! Thanks to Raven for the help and telling me about the books. Girl you rock! Let's go shopping together!}
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The door opened and Professor Umbridge and Cornelius Fudge stomped out angrily. Then Dumbledore and Umbridge saw us.
"Mrs. Way what are you doing?!" Umbridge shouted angrily. Dumbledore glared at her.
"Oops, she made a mistake!" he corrected her. "She means, 'Hi everybody come in!'."
Well we all came in angrily. So did all the other students. I sat between Darkness and Draco and opposite Bloody Mary. Crabe and Goyle started to make some morbid jokes. They both looked exactly like Ville Vollo {Who is she trying to reference here? I have no clue.}. I ate some Count Chocula and drank some blood from a cup. Then I heard someone shouting angrily. I looked behind me it was Vampire! He and Draco were shooting at each other.
"Vampire, Draco, what the f***?" I asked.
"You f***ing bastard!" yelled Draco at Vampire. "I want to sit next to her!"
"No I do!" Vampire shouted.
"No she doesn't f***ing like you, you son of a b*tch!" yelled Draco.
"No, f*** you mother***er she loves me, not you!" shouted Vampire. And then he jumped on Draco! (no not in dat way u perv) {Trans: No not in that way you pervert.} They started to fight and beat up each other.
Dumbledore yelled at them but they didn't stop. All of a sudden a terrible man with red eyes and no nose flew in on his broomstick. He was wearing a gray robe. All the glass in the window he flew through fell apart. Britney, that f***ing prep, started to cry. Vampire and Draco stopped fighting. I stopped eating. Everyone gasped. The room fell silent. Voldemort!
"Ebony!" he said evilly in his raspy voice. "Thou have failed your mission. Now I shall kill thou and I shall kill Vampire as well. If thou does not kill him before then I shall kill Draco too!"
"Please don't make me kill him please!" I begged.
"No!" he laughed crudely. "Kill him, or I shall kill him anyway!" Then he flew away cackling.
I burst into tears. Draco and Vampire came to comfort me. Suddenly my eyes rolled up so they looked cool and gothic. I had a vision in which I saw some lighting flash and then Voldemort came to kill Draco while Draco slit his wrists in a depressed way.
"No!" I screamed sexily. {LAAN: Nearly everything from this chapter on is done 'Sexily' or in some form thereof.} Suddenly I looked up and stopped having the vision.
"Ebony, Ebony are you alright?" asked Draco in a worried voice.
"Yeah." I said sadly as I got up.
"Everything's all right Ebony." said Vampire sensitively.
"No its not!" I shouted angrily. Tears of blood went down my face. "Oh my god, what if I'm getting possessed like in The Ring 2?"
"It's okay girl." said Bloody Mary. "Maybe you should ask Professor Sinister about what the visions mean though."
"Ok b*tch." I said sadly and then we went.
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My Immortal (Abducted by Grammar Nazis)
FanfictionPlease don't "sue" me. (Buh-Dum- CRASH) Warning! This fiction is so bad! Side effects may include shuddering, anger, disbelief, nausea, headaches, brain farts, brain explosions, eye strains, IQ loss and overall mind pain. I'm not responsible for an...