Chapter 31

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Chapter 31

AN: I sed shut da fok up u quiephs!111 stop kalin ebony a mary su ok u dnot even no wutz gong 2 happen ok so fuk u!1111 fangz 2 muh bff raven 4 di help!1111

{Trans: I said shut the f*** up you quips (I think that’s what she’s trying to say.)! Stop calling Ebony a Mary Sue (We’re just being honest hun.) okay! You don’t even know what’s going to happen okay so f*** you! Thanks to my BFF for the help!}

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“I always knew you were on Voldemort’s side, you son of a b*tch.” Sirius said to Snape.

“No I’m not. I was teaching them something!” Snape claimed.

“Oh f***ing yeah?” I took some black Voldemortserum {referring to the serum that forces people to not lie and spill secrets. I forget its name.} out of my pocket and gave it to Sirius. He made Snape drink it. He did angrily. Then Lucius took out a tape recorder and started playing it while he did curses on Snape. Then Professor Sinister and Lucius made us go out with them while Snape told his secrets. Lucius took Vampire and Draco to the nurse after thanking me a million times. Professor Trelawney took me to a dark room. Now I was going to go back in time to seduce Voldemort. Moving posters of MCR and Nirvana were all over. Bloody, Darkness, and Willow came too. Bloody Mary gave me a black bag from Tom Riddle’s store.

“What’s in the bag?” I asked Professor Trelawney.

“You will see.” she said. I opened the bag. In it was a sexy, tight, low-cut, black, leather, gothic dress. It had red corset stuff and there was a silt up the leg. I put it on. My friends helped me put on black fishnets and black, pointy boots Willow had chosen. Willow and Darkness helped me put on black eyeliner and blood-red lipstick.

“You look f***ing kawaii, b*tch.” Bloody Mary said.

“Thanks.” I said.

“Okay now you’re going to go back in time.” said Professor Sinister. “You will have to do it in a few sessions.” She gave me a black gun. I put it in a strap on my fishnets like in Resident Evil. Then she gave me a black Time-Turner. “After an hour use the Time-Turner to go back here.” Professor Trelawney said. Then she and Bloody Mary put a Pensive in front of me. Everyone went in front of it.

“Good luck!” Everyone shouted. Darkness and Willow gave me Death’s Touch Sin. Then I jumped sexily into the Pensive.

Suddenly I was in front of the school. In front of me was one of the sexiest goth guys I had ever seen. He had long, black hair, kind of like Mikey Way only black. He had green eyes like Billie Joe Armstrong and pale white skin. He was wearing a black, ripped up suit with Vans. It was Tom Bombodil! {Who is she referencing here?}

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