My Immortal (Abducted by Grammar Nazis)

Chapter 26

Chapter 26

AN: PREPZ STUP FLAMING SDA STRY OK!1 if u dnot lik da story den go fok urself u fokeng prep! U SUK!111 oh y and I wuznt beng rasist ok!11

{Trans: Preps stop flaming the story okay! If you don’t like the story then go f*** yourself you f***ing prep! You suck! Oh yeah and I wasn’t being racist okay! (It did sound racist.)}

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A few mutates later Vampire came to the tree. He was wearing a black leather jacket, black leather pants, and a Good Charlotte t-shirt.

“Hi Vampire.” I said flirtily as I started to sob. Draco hugged me sexily, trying to comfort me. I started to cry tears of blood and then told them what happened.

“Oh f*** it!” Vampire shouted angrily. He started to cry sadly. “What f***ing d*ck did that?”

“I don’t know.” I said. “Now come on. We have to tell Dumbledore.”

We ran out of the tree and into the castle. Dumbledore was sitting in his office.

“Sir our dads have been shot!” Draco said while we wiped some tears from his white face. {Okay let’s just scream this now: SIRIUS IS NOT HARRY’S DAD! GET THE DAMN STORY RIGHT!} “Ebony had a vision in a dream.”

Dumbledore started to cackle. “Hahahaha! And how do you expect me to know Ebony’s not delusional?”

I glared at Dumbledore.

“Look motherf***er.” I said angrily as Dumbledore gasped (c is da toot of crakter) {Trans: See is that out of character? (Everyone is out of character)}. “You know very well that I’m not delusional. Now get some f***ing people out there to look for Sirius and Lucius- pronto!”

“Okay.” he said in an intimated voice. “Where are they?”

I thought about it. Then all of a sudden,

“London.” I said. {Oh yes she just KNOWS where two people got shot.} I told him which street. {And the street too.} He went and called some people, and did some stuff. After a few minutes he came back and said people were going out looking for them. After a while someone called him again. He said that they had been found. Draco, Vampire, and I all left to our rooms together. I went with Draco to wait in the nurse’s office while Vampire went to slit his wrists in his room. We looked at each other’s gothic, depressed eyes. Then, we kissed. Suddenly Sirius and Lucius came in on stretchers and Professor Sinister was behind them! {Wheeeeeee happy ending *barf*}