My Immortal (Abducted by Grammar Nazis)

Chapter 37

Chapter 37

AN: OK EVRYBODY IM GONG ON VOCATION ON DA FRIST OF JULY SO IM EEDER GONNA END DA FIK OR UPDAT IT IN WEEX. fangz!1 oh yah nd prepz stop flaming sa story!11 raven fangz 4 da help c ya gurl afta vocation!11

{Trans: Okay everyone I'm going on vacation on the first of July so I'm either going to end the fic or update in a week. Thanks! Oh yeah and preps stop flaming the story! Raven thanks for the help. See you girl after vacation!}

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Draco's point of view:

Vampire and I chained Hagrid to the floor.

"Oh my f***ing Satan!" Ebony said. She was so hot. "Maybe I could use Amnesia Potion to make Satan fall in love with me faster!"

"But you're so sexy and wonderful anyway Ebony," said Vampire. "Why would you need it?"

"To make everything go faster." said Ebony.

"But you won't have to do it with him or anything, will you?" I asked jealously.

"Oh my f***ing god, you guys are so scary!" said Britney, a f***ing prep.

"Shut the f*** up!" said Willow.

"Okay well anyway let's go to Professor Trelawney's room."

Vampire, Ebony, and I went to Professor Sinister's room. But Professor Sinister wasn't there. Instead Tom Riddle was.

"Oh hi f***ers." he said. "Listen, I got you some cool new clothes."

Ebony's POV

I took out the clothes from the bag. It was a gothic, black, leather miniskirt that said '666' on the back, black stilton boots, blood red fishnets, and a black corset.

"Oh my god thanks!" I said, hugging him in a gothic way.

"Okay Professor Sinister isn't here what the f*** should we do?" asked Draco. Suddenly he looked at a sign on the black wall.

"Oh my f***ing Satan!" I screamed as I read it. On it said 'Everyone, Professor Sinister is away. She is too gothic. She is in Azkaban now. Classes shall be taught by Dumbledore, who is back but he shall not be principal for now. Sincerely, Professor Umbridge.' {OKAY HOW CAN SHE SPELL SINCERELY CORRECTLY?!! Even I have trouble with that word!}

"Oh my f***ing god!" I shouted angrily. "How could they do that?"

Suddenly Dumbledore came.

"What the hell are you doing in my office?" he began to shout angrily. Suddenly I saw Marty Mcfly's black time machine! I jumped seductively into it leaving Draco and Vampire. Suddenly I was back in time! I looked around. It was Professor Slugborn's office! I sneaked around. Suddenly I saw the Amnesia Potion on his desk. It was black with blood-red pentagrams in it. It was the shape of a cross. I put it in my pocket. Suddenly the door opened. It was Professor Slugborn!

"Oh my god what are you doing f***er." he shouted angrily.

"Oh sorry I was just looking around because I thought it was class." I said finally hoping he couldn't see the potion in my pocket.

"Oh okay you can go now." said Professor Slugborn.

I went to the common room after putting on my clothes. Sirius, Samaro, and Snape were there practicing 'Vampires will never hurt you' by MCR.

"Oh hi you guys." I said seductively. "Where's Satan?"

"Oh he's coming." said Sirius. "By the way you can call me Hades now." Suddenly Satan came. He was wearing a sexy, black, leather Jackson, black Converse shoes, a Slipknot t-shirt, and a black tie.

"Okay I will see you guys at the concert." I said and then I went with Satan.