My Immortal (Abducted by Grammar Nazis)

Chapter 38

Chapter 38

AN: wut doez every1 fink if I end da strory and den I add sum more 2 it after vocation? oh yah asnd prepz stup flaming if u dnot lik dat story den take muh quiz ok den u wil c if ur gofik or not!1111111

{Trans: What does everyone think if I end the story and then I add some more to it after vacation (NO!) Oh yeah and preps stop flaming. If you don’t like that story then take my quiz okay. Then you will see if you’re gothic or not!}

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Satan and I walked to his car. It was a black car {Surprise Surprise} with pentagrams all over it. On the license plate said 666 just like Draco’s car. I went in it seductively. Satan started to drive it. We talked about Satanism (lolz he wuz named after Satan) {He was named after Satan}, cutting, music, and being gothic.

“Oh my Satan, Gerard is so f***ing hot!” Satan agreed as we smoked some weed. (koz bi guyz r hot dey r so sensitive I luv dem lol goez fux a bi guy) {Trans: Because bisexual guys are hot. Hey are so sensitive. I love them *goes to f*** a bisexual guy* (=n= irritated)}

“I totally decided not to commit suicide when I heard ‘Helena’.” I said in a flirty voice. “Hey Satan do you know the cure for when people are addicted to Voldemortserum?”

“Well.” he thought. “I think you have to drink vampire blood.” 

Suddenly Satan parked the car behind a black movie theater. Satan and I walked outside. We went into the movie theater where they were showing The Exorcist. In it a boy and a girl were doing it. Suddenly a serial killer came. Satan and I laughed at the blood because we’re sadists.

While Satan was watching the movie, I had an idea. I took Satan’s gothic, black Nightmare before Christmas cigar sexily from his pocket and put some Amnesia Potion in it. I put it back in his black Emily the Strange bag. Satan turned around and started to smoke it. Black clouds with red pentagrams in them started to fly around everywhere.

“Oh my god!” Satan said, jumping up. I gasped because I was afraid he’d noticed. “Ebony guess what?”

I knew that the amnesia had worked. {It did? He still knows your name.}

“Amnesia Potion has not been invented yet so it will not work.” He said. “Too bad because I wanted to use some on you.”

“Cool.” I raised my eyebrow suggestively. And then he took of my clothes sexily and we started to make out. I took off his shirt. He had six-pack just like Gerard Way! We frenched.

“Excuse me but you’re going to have to leave!” shouted the lady behind us. She was a prep.

“F*** you!” I said. Suddenly I attacked her, sucking all her blood.

“No!” she screamed. All the preps in the theater screamed but everyone else clapped because Satan and I looked so cute together. Satan and I started to walk outside.

“Oh my god. How did u do that?” Satan asked in a turned-on voice.

“I’m a vampire.” I said as we went into the car.

“Seriously?” he gasped.

“Yeah seriously.” I said drinking some beer. Satan started to drive the car. I smiled happily.

“It’s too bad we didn’t get to see the rest of the movie, don’t you think?”

“Yeah.” I said as we kissed passively. Satan parked in a black driveway next to the place where Draco and I had watched Good Charlotte for the first time. We went inside where Marilyn Manson was playing and started to mosh.

“Anti-people now you’ve gone too far! Jesus Christ Superstar!” screamed Marlin on the stage. We did the devil fingers. I started to dance really close to Satan. He was so sexy. He looked at me with his gothic red eyes and he looked exactly like Mikey Way. I almost got an orgasm! Suddenly Marilyn Manson stopped singing.

“I would like to present XBlackXTearX!” he said. I ran onstage. Lucius, Samaro, Snape and Hades were there. They started to play their instruments.

“Well if you wanted honesty that’s all you had to say!” I sang. (I dnot own da lyerix 2 dat song) {I don’t own the lyrics to that song} My voice sounded like a pentagram between Amy Lee and a girl version of Gerard Way. Everyone clapped. Satan got an erection. “I’m not okay!” I sang finally. Suddenly Lucius started playing the song wrong by mistake.

“Oh my f***ing god!” yelled James. “What the f***?”

“Whoops I’m sorry!” said Lucius.

“You f***ing *sshole!” James shouted angrily.

“You guys are such preps!” Snape said. “Come on it was a mistake!”

“Yeah it’s not his fault!” said Sirius.

“No he ruined the f***ing song!” yelled Samaro.

“You guys stop!” I shouted angrily but it was too late. They all began to fight. Suddenly Samaro took out his knife.

“Oh my f***ing god no!” shouted Lucius but it was too late. James tried to shoot off his arm.

And then I jumped sexily in front of the bullet!

“No!” {YAY!} yelled everyone but it was too late. Suddenly everything went black.