My Immortal (Abducted by Grammar Nazis)

Chapter 44

Chapter 44

AN: well I hav noffing 2 say but evrt1 stup glamming ok!!111 if any gofik ppl r reading dis den u rok!!!11 omg I stil kant wait 4 da movie!!!1 tom fleton is so hot lol i hop harry wil bekum gofik koz mi frend told me he iz rlly emo in dis book!!!!1111 omfg im leeving dubya pretty soon kant wait!!! Diz wil prolly be da last chaptah until I kum bak.

{Trans: Well I have nothing to say but everyone stop flaming okay! If any gothic people are reading this then you rock! Oh my god I still can’t wait for the movie! Tome Felton is so hot! I hope Harry will become gothic (Only in your wet dreams ;P) because my friend told me he’s really emo in this book! Oh my f***ing god I’m leaving Dubai (?) pretty soon. Can’t wait! This will probably be the last chapter (YAY!!!) until I come back. (aw)}

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“That’s my car!” shouted Draco angrily. But suddenly it was revealed who was in the car. It was Snape!

“I shall free you Lupin but first you must help me kill these idiotic dunderheads.” he said cruelly from the car as it flew circling above us. “Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Way must be killed. Then the Dark Lord shall never die!”

“You f***ing prep!” yelled Draco. Then he looked at me sadly. “I forgot to tell you, Ebony. Snape made me do it with him. I didn’t really have sex with him but he’s a rapist!”

We all put our clothes on quickly except Satan. We were so scared! But Satan didn’t change. Instead he changed into a man with red eyes, no nose, a gray robe, and white skin. He had changed into Voldemort!

“I knew who thou were all along.” he cackled evilly and sarcastically at me. “Now I shall kill thee all!” Thunder came in the room.

“No please don’t kill us!” pleaded Vampire. Suddenly Willow, Bloody Mary, Diablo, Darkness, Dracula, Fred and George, Hagrid, McGonagall, Dumbledore, Sirius, and Lucius all ran in.

“What is the meaning of this?” Dumbledore asked angrily and Voldemort looked away (bcos dumblydore is da only whizard he is scared of.) {Trans: Because Dumbledore is the only wizard his is scared of.}  He did a spell and suddenly his broomstick came to him sexily. Voldemort flew above the roof evilly on his broomstick.

“Oh my god!” Slughorn gasped. {Where did he come from?}

“The Dark Lord shall kill all of you. Then you must submit to him!” Snape ejected menacingly.

“You f***ing preppy f*gs!” Sirius shouted angrily.

“I know a four-letter word for dirt, Crusio!”{?} screamed Harry but the sparks from his wand only hit Draco’s car. It fell down. Snape quickly crawled out of it and picked up the video camera.

“Oh my f***ing god!” I cried because the video of me in the bathroom, the video of me doing it with Draco, and the video of Satan doing it with Hedwig was on it

“If you kill me then these videos will be shown to everyone in the school. Then you can be just like that gothic girl, Paris Hilton.” He laughed meanly.

“No!” I screamed. “For your information I have the picture of you doing it with Lupin!”

“What’s she talking about?” Lupin slurped as he sat in chains.

“I saw too. She’s going to show everyone the picture!” Harry shouted angrily.

“Shut up!’” Lupin roared.

“Foolish ignoramuses!” yelled Voldemort from his broomstick. “Thou shall all dye soon.”

“Think again you f***ing muggle poser!” Harry yelled and then he and Diablo and Dracula took out black guns! But Voldemort took out his own one.

“You guys are in a Latin stand-off!” I shouted desperately.

“Accio Dracula’s wand!” cried Voldemort and suddenly Dracula’s wand was in his hands. “Now I shall kill thee all and Ebony you will die!”

He made lighting come all over the place.

“Save us Ebony!” Dumbledore cried.

I cried sexily. I just wanted to go to the common room and slit my wrists with my friends while we watched Shark Attack 3 and Saw 2 and do it with Draco but I knew I had to do something more important.

“Avadakadavera” I shouted. {AAHHHHHH OH MY FUCKING GOD I'M DONE!!!! HELL YEAH! Okay Outcasts, I'm gonna post the last correction list and then my review!}