My Immortal (Abducted by Grammar Nazis)

Chapter 14

Chapter 14

AN: fuk off PREPZ ok! Raven fangz 4 helpin agen. im sory ah kudnt update but I wuz derperessd n I had 2 go 2 da hospital kuz I slit muh rists. PS im nut updating til u giv me 10 god revoiws!

{Trans: F*** off preps okay! Raven thanks for helping me again. I'm sorry I couldn't update but I was depressed and I had to go to the hospital because I slit my wrists. PS: I'm not updating until you give me 10 good reviews.}

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WARNING: SUM OF DIS CHAPTA IS XTREMLY SCRAY. VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD.

{Warning: Some of this chapter is extremely scary. Viewer discretion advised.} {LAAN: Actually no. This chapter is just stupid. Warning: TERRIBLE FAN-FICTION CONTINUING! SAVE YOURSELVES!!!}

We ran to where Voldemort was. It turned out that Voldemort wasn't there. Instead the fat guy who killed Cedric was. Draco was there crying tears of blood. Wormtail was torturing him. Vampire and I ran in front of Wormtail. {LAAN: I'm just going to guess that she changed the name to "Snaketail" because it sounded cooler than "Wormtail".? Um... yeah.}

"Rid my sight you despicable preps!" he shouted as we started shooting him with the gun. Then suddenly he looked at me and he fell down with a look of love in his eyes. "EbonyIloveyouwiluhavesexwithme." he said quickly. (in dis he is sixteen yrs old so hes not a pedofile ok) {Trans: In this he's 16 years old so he's not a pedophile okay. (Of course he is)}

"Huh?" I asked.

"Ebony I love you. Will you have sex with me?" asked Wormtail. I started laughing crudely.

"What the f***? You torture my boyfriend and then you expect me to f*** you? God, you are so f***ed up you f***ing bastard." I said angrily. Then I stabbed him in the heart. Blood poured out of it like a fountain.

"Nooooooooooooo!" he screamed. He started screaming and running around. {He screamed then screamed... :) ) Then he fell down and died. I burst into tears sadly. {Why?}

"Wormtail what art thou doing?" called Voldemort. Then he started coming! We could hear his high heels clacking to us {WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! *rage over for now*}. So we got on our broomsticks and we flew to Hogwarts. We went to my room. Vampire went away. There I started crying.

"What's wrong honey?" asked Draco taking off his clothes so we could screw. He had a sex-pack (geddit cuz hes so sexah) {Trans: Get it? Because he's so sexy (one more sex-pun I'm gonna scream.)} and a really huge you-know-what.

"It's so unfair!" I yielded. "Why can't I just be ugly or plain like all the other girls and preps here? Except for Bloody Mary, because she's not ugly or anything."

"Why would you want to be ugly? I don't like the preps anyway. They are such f***ing sluts." answered Draco.

"Yeah but everyone is in love with me! Like Snape and Lupin took a video of me naked. Hagrid says he's in love with me. Vampire likes me and now even Wormtail is in love with me! I just want to be with you okay Draco! Why couldn't Satan have made me less beautiful?" I shouted angrily. (an" don't wory enoby isn't a snob or anyfing but a lot of ppl hav told her shes pretty) {Trans: Don't worry. Ebony isn't a snob or anything but a lot of people have told her she's pretty (I bet only "goffs" that are just like her did.)}

"I'm good at too many things! {Such as?} WHY CAN'T I JUST BE NORMAL? IT'S A F***ING CURSE!" I shouted and then I ran away.

{LAAN: Who else was confused by this? Where did that come from? It never comes back in the story.}