My Immortal (Abducted by Grammar Nazis)

Chapter 21

Chapter 21

AN: fuk u ok! u fokng suk. itz nut ma fult if itz speld rong ok koz dat bich ravern cuz it fok u prepz!1 woopz soz raven fangz 4 da help. btw transilvana rox hrad!1 I even gut 2 go 2 da kasel wer drkola was flimed!

{Trans: F*** you okay! You f***ing suck. It’s not my fault if it’s spelled wrong okay because that b*tch Raven caused it! F*** you preps! Whoops sorry Raven, thanks for the help! By the way Transylvania rocks hard! I even got to go to the castle where Dracula was filmed!}

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Later we all went in the school. Draco was crying in the common room. “Draco are you okay?” I asked in a gothic voice.

“No I’m not, you f***ing b*tch!” he shouted angrily. He stated to run out of the place in a suicidal way. I started to cry because I was afraid he would commit suicide.

“It’s okay Ebony.” said Vampire comfortingly. “I’ll make him feel better.”

“You mean you’ll go f*** him won’t you!” I shouted angrily. Then I ran to get Draco. Vampire came too.

“Draco please come back!” he began to cry. Tears of blood came down his pale face. I was so turned on because I love sensitive bisexual guys. (if ur a homophone den fuk of!) {Trans: If you’re a homophobe then f*** off!}

And then we heard some footsteps! Vampire got out his black invisibility cloak. We both got under it. We saw the janitor Filch there, shouting angrily with a flashlight in his hand.

“WHO’S THERE?” he shouted angrily. We saw Mrs. Norris come. She went under the invisibility cloak and started to meow loudly.

“IS ANYONE THERE?” yelled Filch.

“No f*** you, you preppy little poser son of a f***ing b*tch!” Vampire said under his breath in a disgusted way.

“EXCUSE ME! EXCUSE ME WHO SAID THAT!” yelled Filch. Then he heard Mrs. Norris meow. “Mrs. Norris, is there anyone under the cloak?” he asked. She nodded. And then Vampire frenched me! He did it just as Filch was taking of the cloak!

“WHAT TH-“he yelled but it was too late because now we were running away from him. And then we saw Draco crying and slitting his wrists outside of the school.

“Draco!” I cried. “Are you okay?”

“I guess though.” Draco wept. We went back to our coffins frenching each other. Draco and I decided to watch Lake Placid (c isnt da deprezzin) {Trans: See isn’t that depressing? (SIIIIIIGH)} on the gothic red bed together. As I was about to put in the video, my eyes rolled up and suddenly I had a vision of something that was happening now {She just saw it through the wall.}. There was a knock on the door and Fudge from the Ministry of Magic walked into the school.