My Immortal (Abducted by Grammar Nazis)

Chapter 24

Chapter 24

AN: prepz stup flaming da story ur jus jelous so fuk u ok go 2 hel!11 raven fagz 4 di help!

{Trans: Preps stop flaming the story! You’re just jealous (Jealous of what?) so f*** you okay! Go to hell! Raven, thanks for the help!}

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Well we had Divination next so I got to ask Professor Trelawney about the visions.

“Konnichiwa everybody come in.” said Professor Sinister {Trelawney or Sinister? Make up your mind!} in Japanese. She smiled at me with her gothic, black lipstick. She’s the coolest f***ing teacher ever. She has long, dead, black hair with blood, red tips and red eyes. (hr mom woz a vampire. She’s also haf Japanese so she speaks it and everyfing. she n b’loody mry get along grate) {Trans: Her mom was a vampire (That’s a shock). She’s also half Japanese so she speaks it and everything. She and Bloody Mary get along great.} She’s really young for a teacher. Today she was wearing a black leather top with red lace and a long, gothic, black ripped dress. We went inside the black classroom with posters of Emily the Strange. I raised my hand. I was wearing some black nail polish with red pentagrams on it.

“What is it Ebony?” she asked. “Hey I love your nail polish. Where’d you get it, Hot Topic?”

“Yeah.” I answered. All the preps who didn’t know what Hot Topic was gave me weird looks. I gave them the middle finger. “Well I have to talk to you about some things. When do you want to do it?”

“How about now?” she asked.

“Okay.” I said.

“Okay class f***ing dismissed everyone.” Professor Trelawney said and she let everyone go. “Except for you Britney.” She pointed at Britney and some other preps. “Please do Exercise 1 on page 3.”

“Okay I’m having lots of visions.” I said in a worried voice. “I’m so worried. Is Draco going to die?”

She gave me a black crystal ball to look in. I looked at it.

“What do you see?” she asked.

“I see a black, gothic skull and a pentagram,” I said.

Suddenly there was a knock at the door. I looked at it. It was Draco. He was looking really sexy, wearing a black leather jacket, a black, gothic Linkin Park t-shirt and black Converse shoes.

“Okay you can go now, see you c**t.” said Professor Sinister. {Wow. The goffik teachers swear directly at their students. Excellent…}

“Bye b*tch.” I said waving.

I went to Draco and Vampire was sitting next to him. We both followed Draco together and I was so excited. {About what?}