My Immortal (Abducted by Grammar Nazis)

Chapter 27- Vampires will never hurt you

Chapter 27- Vampires will never hurt you {Yes they will.}

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{Trans: You know what?! I don’t give a f*** what you preps think about me! (It’s apparent that you do.) So stop flaming the f***ing story b*tches! Thanks to Raven for your love and support and help. I love you girl. Sorry I couldn’t update. I was really despressed and I slit my wrists. I had to go to go to the hospital. Raven you rock girl!}

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Everyone in the room stated to cry happily- I had saved them. Draco, Lucius, Sirius, and Vampire all came to hug me. The nurse started to give them medicine. {… =n= Who else is getting irritated on how obvious of a Mary Sue this chick is?}

“Come on Ebony.” said Professor Sinister. She was wearing a gothic, black, leather dress with a corset top that had real vampire blood on it and f***ing black platinum boots. “I have to tell you the f***ing prediction.”

I looked at Lucius, Sirius, Draco, and Vampire. They nodded.

I smiled happily and went into a dark room. Professor Sinister took out some black cards. She started to look into a black crystal ball.

 “Tara, I see dark times are near.” She said badly. She peered into the balls. “You see, you must go back in time.” She took out a Time-Turner like Bloody Mary had. “When Voldemort was in Hogwarts, before he became powerful, he got his heart broken. Now do you think he would still become Voldemort if he was in love?” I shook my head. “You must go back in time and seduce him. It is the only way. {Pretty sure it’s not the only way.} If he is still evil then you must kill him. You can come to my room tomorrow and you can do it.”

“Okay.” I said sadly. We did Death’s Touch Sin. {Um what is that? Am I spelling that right?} I went outside again sadly.

“What f***ing happened?” asked Draco and Vampire.

“Yeah what happened?” asked Darkness, Willow, and Bloody Mary?

I was about to tell them but everyone was there. They were celebrating Lucius and Sirius being found. Everyone was proud of me but I just wanted to talk to Draco. They were cheering my name and some reporters were there trying to interview Dumbledore. A banner was put up. {Irritation: 6.8} Lots of f***ing preps were there obviously trying to be gothic wearing the HIM sign on their hands- despite them not having actually heard of him. Even Filch looked happy. A black and red cake had been brought out. Crabe and Goyle set up some fireworks in the shape of skulls from Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes. {Irritation: 10.6! IT’S OVER 9!!!!!}

I put on my Invisibility Cloak with Vampire and Draco and we snuck outside together. {Irritation: 10.7 *EXPLODES*}