My Immortal (Abducted by Grammar Nazis)

Chapter 22

Chapter 22

AN: stfu! prepz stup flaming ok if u dnot lik it fuk of I no itz mr. noris itz raven's folt ok!11 u suk!1 no jus kidding raven u fokieng rok prepz suk!1

{Trans: Shut the f*** up! Preps stop flaming okay! If you don't like it f*** off! I know it's Mrs. Norris! It's Raven's fault okay! You suck! No just kidding Raven, you f***ing rock! Preps suck!}

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All day everyone talked about the Ministry of Magic. Well anyway, I woke up the next day. I was in my coffin so I opened the door. I was wearing black, lacey, leather pajamas. Then I gasped.

Standing in front of me were Bloody Mary, Vampire, Diablo, Draco, Dracula, and Willow!

I opened my crimson eyes {Remember in Chapter 1 you said you had, and I quote, "icy blue eyes like limpid tears"?! Yeah, well I do... And again, she wakes up then opens her eyes.}.

Willow was wearing a tight, black, leather top with pictures of bloody roses all over it. Under that she wore a black poofy skirt with lace on it and black gothic boots that were attached to the top.

Vampire was wearing a baggy Simple Plan t-shirt, baggy black pants, and Vans.

Draco was wearing a black MCR t-shirt, black jeans, and a leather jacket. He looked just like Gerard Way, and almost as f***ing sexy. Vampire looked like Joel Madden.

Bloody Mary was wearing a tight, black, poofy, gothic dress that was ripped so it showed of all her cleavage. With that she had a white apron that said 'b*tch', other swear words, and MCR lyrics on it, kind of like one dress I had seen Amy Lee wear once.

Darkness (who is Ginny) was there too. So were Crabe and Goyle. Ginny was wearing a ripped, gothic black dress with ripped stuff all over it {Ha 'ripped stuff'.}, a lace-up top, and black pointy boots.

{LAAN: WARNING: BAD, REPEATED, CLICHÉ BACKSTORY COMING!!!}

It turns out that Darkness, Diablo, Crabe and Goyle's dad was a vampire {So Crabe and Goyle are apparently related to the Weasleys. No logic here.}. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists with a razor {You said vampires couldn't die from wrist slitting. You know there are other ways to die actually.}. He had raped them before too. They all got so depressed that they became gothic and converted to Satanism.

"OMG," I yelled as I jumped up. "Why the f*** are you all here?"

"Ebony something is really f***ed up." Draco said.

"Okay but I need to put my f***ing clothes on first." I shouted angrily.

"It's all right. We have to go now and you look kawaii anyway. You're so f***ing beautiful." Draco said in a sexy voice.

"Oh all right." I said smiling. "But you have to tell me why you're being secretive."

"I will, I will." he said.

So I just put on some black eyeliner, black lipstick, red eye shadow, and white foundation. Then I came. We all went outside the Great Hall and looked in from a window. A f***ing prep called Britney from Griffindor was standing next to us. She was wearing a pink miniskirt and a Hilary Duff t-shirt {Apparently there are Hilary Duff shirts...} so we put up our middle fingers at her. Inside the Great Hall we could see Dumbledore. Cornelius Fudge was there shouting at Dumbledore. Dolores Umbridge was there too.

"This cannot be!" she shouted angrily. "The school must be closed!"

"The Dark Lord is planning to kill the students!" yelled Cornelius Fudge.

"You are not fit to be the principal any longer!" yelled Umbridge. "You are too old and your Alzheimer's is dangerous! You must retry or Voldemort will kill your student!"{That's offensive.}

"Very well." Dumbledore said angrily. "But we cannot do this. We can't close the school. There is only one person who is capable of killing Voldemort and she is in the school. And her name is Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Way." {*COUGH* F***ING MARY SUE!!! F*** YOOOOUUU!!! *COUGH COUGH* Oh excuse me.}

Draco, Crabe, Goyle, Darkness, Willow, Vampire and Bloody Mary looked at each other. I gasped.

{LAAN: OH MY GOD!!!! 22 chapters of HELL!!! Since I'm becoming a very serious writer it's so hard to read this... It gets worse actually. My favorite chapter will be the one that gets 200 errors or more. :) God have mercy on my damned soul. I'll have a full review at the end of the full fic.}