Problem Solving

Princessy Bitch

Lana's POV

Life is awesome, I confess.

I'm best friends with the hottest kids in school; Blake Stranathan, Ashley Rodriguez and Alex Kaye. We're popular kids and love to party. We get drunk and smoke week more than we should, but hey, we're just kids from New York.

The boys like me, and I like the boys. I have a reputation through only letting some boys get me. And by 'get', I mean fuck. I do what I have to do to maintain my popularity.

My life is sweet and only soured by one blonde, stunning, primadonna girl.

Electra Heart.

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"Miss Del Rey, you're late yet again to my cla-" Mrs Dice starts

"Yes, I know" I nod, sitting down next to Ashley. She grins at me

"You know, you can be nice in the mornings if you want to be" she says sarcastically, I give a sarcastic smile.

"Shut up, I woke up late and wanted a cigarette." I pause "besides I'm not even that late"

"Yeah, you still have at least five minutes left of this lesson." She smiles "have you eaten yet? Maybe you're just hangry as per"

"I'm not hangry, I'm just tired. I was up late last night." I explain, she smiles and nods

"Ahh with Pete Wentz again?"

"Don't be silly, you know I already fucked him" I smile, with a half bragging attitude. "No I was up late texting Blakey, he has girl problems so I wanted to help a little."

"You're a saint you know"

"Oh I know" I can't not smile. My smile soon leaves my face as Electra fucking Heart walks in.

Today she's wearing a short pink dress with some knee high white boots and a white fur jacket. She has a pink headband in and her usual makeup. And Electra Heart isn't Electra Heart without her signature heart on her left cheek.

"Wow, your face just changed completely" Ashley mocks, I roll my eyes

"I just can't stand that.. that.. British bitch." I struggle, she laughs

"Obviously." We watch her talking and smiling and laughing and just being so generally infuriating. "She's detestable, but only because of her perfection."

"What do you mean, 'perfection'?" I pretend that the girl isn't drop dead gorgeous. "She's so different to us."

"Yeah, she's pastel, we're dark. She's happy and sweet, we're lowkey unhappy and kinda edgy. She's pure and probably a virgin, we're not innocent at all.." she pauses "I wonder how she spends her time if she doesn't party or drink or get fucked hard?"

"Beats me.." i raise my shoulders.. I watch her some more. Fuck her. She's flirting with Mikey Way. He's mine. "Look at her flirting with Mikey..." I mumble, Ashley looks at me confused then back at Electra.

"I don't know, I think she's just talking to him.."

"Well I'm gonna put a stop to that.." I get my phone out of my bag.

'Me: heyy Mikey, you wanna come round
mine later? I miss you..' and sent.

"Now we watch" I say to Ash, she smirks

"You're mean.." we watch. Mikey checks his phone and grins at me, I pout. Electra just looks at me, I kinda raise my eyebrows to say 'what're you gonna do about it?'. She kinda smiles then looks back at Mikey and keeps talking to him.

"Fuck that Princessy Bitch."

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A/N

I'm literally so excited to be writing again. Btw this was just a little opener kinda introducing Lana chapter, things r gonna heat up before too long.

Ps, try not to cringe too hard when I accidentally slide in song lyrics. I cringe hard when I read them but I like the depth they can add

see u soon