Prompt: The pickup line they used to hook you in
Warnings: Mentions to sex and language
Words: 185
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Tony Stark
"Hey, "
Shit, you were sold
Steve Rogers
"On a scale of one to America, how free are you this weekend?"
You choked on your morning coffee and began to laugh
Thor Odinson
"I'd let you ride my hammer, "
You damn near fainted, "At least buy me dinner first, "
Natasha Romanoff
You and her both walked out of a debrief.
"Wanna come to my place and do a little debriefing, "
Woah, that was ballsy
Clint Barton
"Not all my arrows are in my quiver if you know what I mean, "
*blush*
Bruce Banner
"Hulk isn't the only thing that wants to smash, "
You'd never expect those words to come out of his mouth...
Bucky Barnes
Actually he didn't make the first move, a very blunt first move...
"Can I fuck you?"
"Sure, "
Pietro Maximoff
"Running isn't the only thing I do fast, "
He said this during breakfast
Peter Parker
"Hey! Um-I..C-can? Do-you? Uh, Um, "
"Yes, I'll go on a date with you, "
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