Hey sci, so how smart are you?
Sci: Well, I don't mean to brag but-
*Sci goes on to tell you how smart he is. This soon turns into a long rant about a number of different subjects relating to math, science and history that nobody can even try to understand without getting a headache. Fell interrupts him by placing a hand on his shoulder*
Fell: We get it, you're a nerd.
Sci: Oh- Sorry.
Hellp, everybody. Was this SANSatipnal so far? I hope you are doing BONEtastic. I hope these puns aren't puttung anybody in a KILLER of a mood. That would be a HORRORble NIGHTMARE! Was this PUNderful comment as PUNNY as I hoped?
*Blueberry and Raspberry are dying on the inside while most others chuckle at every pun*
Classic, are you sure DRINKING ketchup is entirely healthy?
Classic: It hasn't killed me yet, has it?
*Classic continues to drink from the ketchup bottle without a care in the world*

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Ask and Dare the Sanses (Reboot!)
FanfictionOh boy, here we go again. This book features a variety of Sanses who you can ask and dare anything. Note that this book MAY contain adult jokes, because that's the kind of writer I am. Anyways, have fun! ~~~All characters belong to their respective...