Hey fc what can hurt the blue thing enough to capture it? Go blue and razz you two are awesome fighters!!
GO BLUE~BERRY LEZ GO, GO RAZZ~BERRY LEZ GO!!😝 *has two pom-poms and is practically cheerleading
Yeah get some confetti and fireworks we're all set to cheer them on!
Yeah everything will be okay!
FC: *'I don't know' noise*
FC: That could work. I heard those two have real big egos.
Raspberry: Hey!
Blueberry: Mweheheh! Fear not! For I shall get this creature out of Killer right no-
*Killer drop kicks Blueberry*
Me: -_- I officially hate the blue thing....*sigh*
FC: That's reasonable.
???: *Cartoonishly evil laughter*
Neptune: Here, this is Siren armor, it takesa lot to even put a scrathc in. Not evne creator pwoer can scratchign with ease!
FC: What were half of those words???
Raspberry: Thanks, but we don't need some stupid cheating armour to beat Killer into oblivion.
FC: Ya know he's possessed, yeah?
Raspberry: Of course. I just wanted to kick his a*s.
Blueberry: Some more a*s kicking would be much appreciated!
*Raspberry grumbles and fires a Gaster blaster at Killer. The laser hits Killer and sends him crashing through the wall, knocking him out*
Raspberry: F**k yeah!!!
FC: Blueberry.
Blueberry: Yes?
FC: You swore.
Blueberry: ...
Blueberry: F**k!
*looks inside her sleeve* HENNA DON'T YOU DARE POOP IN THERE!! WE ARE IN A MIDDLE OF A CRISIS AND I AM SCARED OUT OF MY MIND!! *realizes Crescent is present* *whispers: oops, sorry*
Dream: :/
*Tears form in Crescent's eyes and he begins to cry*
Dream: Oh no, shh shh shh, it's ok! They didn't mean to scare you, it's ok.
*Dream continues to attempt to sooth Crescent*
Uh, any healers could be used for Nightamre as he got stabbed VERY clsoe to hsi soul!
Sci: His soul? Where is he? We should get him to my lab immediately!
Nightmare: I'm fine! It's just a s-scratch!
Me: *continues cheerleading*Nighturu: Ah, well, I know some special healing magic that can heal Nightmare RIGHT up... If FC will let me....
Also me: *hears ungodly screeching coming from another portal* that can't be good....*Cue epic Pokemon music* NIGHTURU'S SHADOW LUGIA HAS APPEARED TO HALP, will you accept the help FC?? Yes. No.
P.s. I mean, you don't have to if you don't want/need to...its really up to you
Also also me: *keeps cheerleading* FC, now do you know who the blue thing might be?
FC: You could try healing him, but it's already failed once. A soul isn't particularly easy to heal.
FC: Also, I'm still stuck in this darn net!!!
FC: Can't physically affect things, remember? That means every "OC" you attempt to bring in here.
FC: No clue. Probably something Crow made for one reason or another.
Guys can we even do anything? We're just readers. All we can do is hug people and give them food.
I wonder who's the god, Killer is talking about and can the others hear him?
FC: Well, you can't directly affect anyone in this story. However, we never said you could affect the things around them.
FC: ;)
Blueberry: Whoever it is, I want answers.
*Killer lays limply in the rubble of the wall he was shot through. The blue creature rises from his body and stares directly at Blueberry*
???: Ask away, young skeleton. I will allow some questions from you. And perhaps the readers, too.
Blueberry: Why are you doing this? Why are you hurting everyone like this?
???: I'm doing this for FC. I want to be just like her. A god.
FC: Oh hey, I have a fan.
Raspberry: A crazy psychotic fan.
FC: A fan is a fan.
Raspberry: You're going to get yourself killed some day and you will have only yourself to blame.
Please. Let FC go.
I will give you cookies.
Or chocolates.
???: As much as I'd like to accept your offer, I'll have to decline.
Blueberry: Who are you? What are you!?
???: Just a lonely, misunderstood spirit, that's all.
Blueberry: Wait, really?
*The blue entity bursts out laughing*
???: No! Of course not! What, do you just assume every enemy has some kind of tragic backstory and just needs a little love? Ha!
*Blueberry growls something under his breath*
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Ask and Dare the Sanses (Reboot!)
FanfictionOh boy, here we go again. This book features a variety of Sanses who you can ask and dare anything. Note that this book MAY contain adult jokes, because that's the kind of writer I am. Anyways, have fun! ~~~All characters belong to their respective...
