Error I'm sincerely sorry- And I dare Lust to show everyone his search history from the last day (If he has a phone that is-) Horror when was the last time you lied to someone? Ink I dare you to put ice in your pocket and leave it there till it melts. I dare blueberry to eat barbecue sauce plain. And lastly- Fell I dare you to eat a whole thing of wasabi.
Error: >:(
*Lust hands FC his phone, which is opened to his search history. FC pauses to examine the list of searches*
Fell: Summarise it in one sentence please. I don't feel like listening to detailed smut.
FC: Lust, your search history is burgers, locations, porn, online stores and more burgers.
Classic: So basically the cliché teenager?
Lust: I like burgers, what can I say?
FC: Me too, bud. Me too.
Horror: I've never lied before in my life!
*The lie detector attached to Horror says otherwise*
Horror: Screw your damn metal box!
Sci: No thank you.
*Ink does this. He shivers and everyone else is confused and wondering what the point of this was*
*Blueberry does this. He does not enjoy it*
FC: I'll take that-
*FC takes the BBQ sauce and puts a crap-ton of it on a hotdog. She give it back to Blueberry and wonders off white eating the hotdog*
Blueberry: ???
Fell: This is where my life ends.
Dust: You've been a terrible soldier up until now. I salute you, mate.
Fell: Thanks.
*Fell eats a whole thing of wasabi. One moment later and he's chugging some milk in an attempt to cool down his mouth. Dust, Horror and Killer laugh at him. Raspberry rolls his eyes at him as if he's a complete imbecile*
Killer and Dream Blue and Ink Geno and Lust Need to make out in front of you no who together.
Geno: What wha-
*Lust pulls Geno into a quick kiss. Geno doesn't know how to respond. Reaper doesn't have a physical reaction, but in his mind he truely is the god of death*
*Blueberry and Ink playfully kiss each other. You know, like friends do. Dust looks unhappy. Error isn't sure what to think*
*Killer refuses to engage so Dream has to grab him tightly and le kiss. Cross is jealous, Nightmare doesn't care. Or doesn't he?*
Hmm ink can i have a hug? Same goes for dream and blue... Also geno you are my favorite sans!... Also lust i dare you to wear a outfit that covers up your body for two minutes
*Ink, Dream and Blueberry give you a big group hug!*
Geno: Thanks kiddo.
*Lust does this. He seems rather comfortable. He even chooses to keep on wearing the clothes*
I dare all the sanses to act like the naj! Au versions of themselves
Nightmare: F**k, does that mean I have to be a teacher?
Killer: Mr NM~~~~!
Nightmare: No. Stop it. Bad.
Killer: >:3
Ink: Error and have to be all lovie-dovie, right?
Error: Ink, I will throw you out the window again!
Ink: Challenge accepted!
*Ink tackles Error to the ground and snuggles him. Error's glitching intensifies*
Crow: FC, are you sure that's how the naj versions of them act?
FC: Nope.
Need help, Nootmare?
Nightmare: I'm made of goop, I can just reform next to the rock.
Alright
Sooo Fc! What's your favorite sanscest otp :3? Same thing with Crow!And i dare razz and blue to say a joke!
FC: Tiny👏Fluffy👏Crow👏Babies👏!
Crow: That's not real-!
Crow: All I've been thinking about lately is Dreamberry. Dreamberry is adorable and nobody can tell me otherwise.
Crow: Cream is cool, too.
Raspberry: Knock knock.
Dust: Who's there?
Raspberry: F**k.
Dust: F**k who?
Raspberry: F**k you.
Dust: *Offended gasp* >:O
Blueberry: Knock knock!
Classic: Come in.
Blueberry: >:/
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Ask and Dare the Sanses (Reboot!)
FanfictionOh boy, here we go again. This book features a variety of Sanses who you can ask and dare anything. Note that this book MAY contain adult jokes, because that's the kind of writer I am. Anyways, have fun! ~~~All characters belong to their respective...
