I dare killer to wear a maid outfit for two dares! Also ink and error how are you guys also is cross okay? Nightmare is gonna be the best mom or dad(?) to the kid
Killer: Why do you do this to me?
*Error and Cross have woken up. They claim to not remember anything that happened and are extremely confused*
Error: What do you mean I threw a building at you?
Ink: Error, if the readers hadn't healed me, I would be falling apart in front of you.
Cross: I thought we were on a date...?
Dream: Uh...no. But, I mean, we can.
Cross: Sweet. Also, everything hurts immensely.
Nightmare: F**k yeah!
Dream: I beg to differ.
*Dream gets a pie in the face. Then Nightmare complains that he can't eat it now.*
I dare the star sanses to sing soldier poet king blue is soldier, ink is poet, dream is king... I also dare the evil ones to sing FC's fav. song
Oh and im a new reader idk what the funk happened lately cuz im still at chapter 4
FC: Oh! I love this song!
*Blueberry, Dream and Ink do this. They seem to enjoy themselves.*
FC: *Frantically searches through a list of songs she happens to like* Uhhhhhh- The Greatest Show from The Greatest Showman!
*The evil guys sing this. Everyone cheers, though FC concludes that the original is better*
FC: The octopus is pragananate.
Crow: What?
FC: Pragante. Harbouring an unborn fetus. Child in da belly.
Crow: Are...are you drunk??
FC: Only on life, my friend. My fluffy magpie.
Crow: T_T
Nightmare are you still mad that your still human? I sorry- and *Gives mug that's says #BestMomEver*
And killer no dad jokes- -.-
Nightmare: Yes.
Nightmare: Thanks, this is worthless.
Killer: But...but...
Nightmare: Gosh f**king dammit, I'm so hungry!
FC: Hey So Hungry.
FC: I'm Dad.
Nakuru: IM FIRIN MAH LAZAH!! *shoots a giant laser to the sky from her mouth*(the color of the laser is a very, very, very, SUUUUUUUPERduperduperduperduperDUPER dark purple surround by an aura of EXTREMELY black black...hecc, it's surrounded by an aura of The Blackest Black
Me: Error is probably going to wanna get to know Errortale Nakuru.....she can destroy about........Eeh..bout a good 25 universes with A SINGLE HECCIN SNAUP OF HER FINGERS, oh wait......all the Nakurus can do that....
Also me: Hmmm......oh, crap. If Nightmaretale Nakuru is here.....that can only mean one thing....DUSTURU!!!
Dusttale Nakuru: ......WTF do you want?
Me: PLEASE DONT TELL ME THAT HORRORTALE NAKURU IS COMING TO!?!
Dusttale Nakuru:.........maybe
Me: AWW HECC NAW!!
*The laser is completely ineffective against everything*
FC: That probably would've killed someone. Too bad your attacks are unable to physically affect this world, lol.
The Sanses: ._.
FC: That totally doesn't sound like an overpowered character...characters.
Error: Am I suppose to care about any of these people?? I do what I do for balance, not to show off.
FC: :T
I feel bad for killer but I'm laughing so * magically heals killer*
So does that mean nightmare is going to give birth after a day or two
Killer: _~_
FC: Possibly. The plot demands that it happens at a convenient time.
Crow: What plot?
FC: I dunno. I didn't think farther then the whole 'Dust gets possessed thing'. I'm just winging it.
Crow: Ah...
FC: Ya'll have signed up for terrible story-telling.
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Ask and Dare the Sanses (Reboot!)
FanfictionOh boy, here we go again. This book features a variety of Sanses who you can ask and dare anything. Note that this book MAY contain adult jokes, because that's the kind of writer I am. Anyways, have fun! ~~~All characters belong to their respective...
