Oh crap i was right he is pregnant dream your gonna be an uncle!!
KILLER,I- I think you're gonna be a father-
Dream is gonna be an uncle
YOOOOOO- This is crazy-
Dream: Wait, really?
Killer: I'm going to die.
Killer run now
Is nootmare pregnant if he is you better run killer
* nightmare *
*Turn killer back to skeleton *
Ah well. Killer, you should start running.
FC, I am slightly, er, VERY concerned.
*Nightmare comes charging out of his room. Killer screams and bolts. Nightmare is now chasing Killer up and down the entire tower. Everyone else just kind of watches*
FC: Meh.
Yooowww FC. Can you explain why and how nightmare got preggos in a span of a few hours?
Hey Ink, Error. You guys having a good time?
FC: Well there's really no concept of time where we are, so I guess the pregnancy process is sped up by just a little.
Crow: FC, I don't think that's how pregnancy works.
FC: Or it could just be that monsters are made of magic and they don't need as much time.
Crow: Magic this, magic that.
Ink: Heck yeah.
*Error nods. He's currently holding Ink's hand and trying his best not to crash*
Hey Cross! Want some chocolate?
Cross: cHoCoLaTe!
Okay Okay Okaaaaayyyyyyyyy-
NIGHTMARE!!!!
D-Did.....Killer...m-made you pregnant...?
*Judging from Nightmare's raging screeching you can assume that the answer is yes. Nightmare manages to catch Killer with his tentacles and shove him to the ground. His shadow looms over the terrified skeleton*
Killer: C-C-Come on, babe, s-surely it's n-n-not that bad-
Nightmare: DON'T "BABE" ME YOU A*SHOLE!!!!!!
Someone please stop Nightmare from killing Killer the baby needs both parents.
*Crow proceeds to pick up the screaming octopus and take him elsewhere. Dream decides he should follow them. Nightmare struggles, but Crow's threat of setting him ablaze keeps him quiet. Killer lays on the ground, looking as if he's regretting every life decision he's ever made*
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Ask and Dare the Sanses (Reboot!)
FanfictionOh boy, here we go again. This book features a variety of Sanses who you can ask and dare anything. Note that this book MAY contain adult jokes, because that's the kind of writer I am. Anyways, have fun! ~~~All characters belong to their respective...
