Classic, I don't think that's how it- whatever, you do you. Anyway, today, or at least in my timezone, is Halloween. What do you guys think about the song Spooky Scary Skeletons?
*FC proceeds to sing Spooky Scary Skeletons as if nobody is watching. Blueberry and Dream join in and everyone else just stares at them.*
Do any of you guys smoke if so imma give blueberry a lollipop and a bucket of water.
FC: I don't think anyone here smokes, but Blue's brother does.
Blueberry: Pass me the stuff, I've got a job to do.
FC: Ok, be back soon.
*Blueberry takes the lollipop and the bucket of water and jumps through a portal to Underswap. You sense that US!Papyrus is going to have a bad time.*
Hello! First off dream i dare you to put glitter on nightmare
Nightmare i dare you to slam pie into someone's face
Ink kiss error the paint someone pink
FC put makeup on someone while their sleeping
Dream: Oh boy...
*Crow hands Dream a container of glitter*
Crow: March on, valiant soldier.
Dream: Er, thanks?
*Dream sneaks up behind Nightmare, who is busy whispering plans of death and destruction to Horror and Dust. Horror and Dust see Dream, but they say nothing to Nightmare. Dream quickly dumps the glitter on Nightmare and bolts it.*
Nightmare: DREEEEAAAM!!!
Dream: I'm sorrrryyyy!!!
Nightmare: MOTHER F**KING SON OF A-
*Crow passes Nightmare a pie*
Crow: Here, throw this at someone.
*Nightmare attempts to shove it into Crow's face. She ducks and the pie is thrown at Killer, hitting him in the face. Killer doesn't react for a moment, then he pulls out a knife and suddenly all of h*ll breaks loose*
*Ink chuckles*
Ink: Hey Error~
Error: What the h*ll do you want?
*Ink quickly places a kiss on Error's cheekbone, then proceeds to dump a bucket of pink paint on him and dashing away*
Error: INK!!!
*The chaos continues...*
*FC giggles mischievously, glancing around the room. She sees Fell asleep on one of the many couches, completely unaware of the chaos happening around him. FC sneaks up and takes out some makeup from the infinite abyss of her pockets and gets painting*
Crow: FC, Nightmare and Killer are trying to kill each other and Error is trying to thrown Ink off the side of the building. Are we going to do anything?
FC: Sorry what? I can't hear you over all the people trying to kill each other!
Crow: T_T
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Ask and Dare the Sanses (Reboot!)
FanfictionOh boy, here we go again. This book features a variety of Sanses who you can ask and dare anything. Note that this book MAY contain adult jokes, because that's the kind of writer I am. Anyways, have fun! ~~~All characters belong to their respective...
