A/N this actually happened to someone! LOL!
Phone: RING RING!
Firestar: hello, this is the fire brigade!
Cloudfall: I need to speak to the police.
Firestar: Sure buddy!
Bluestar: Hello, this is the police!
Cloudfall: I would like to report a theft that occurred in my front yard.
Bluestar: what was stolen? *looks outside, there is snow everywhere*
Cloudfall: They stole... they stole... THEY STOLE MY SNOWMAN!!!
Bluestar: okay... was it an ornament or a real snowman?
Cloudfall: a real snowman of course! I built him all by myself and he had my teaspoons in his hands and my money on his face. AND NOW HE'S GONE!
Bluestar: 😳 *hangs up phone*
*looks at poster on the wall that says 'every call matters'* *scrunches up the poster and throws it away*
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Waffles: I ❤ dem. (Warrior Cats Spoofs) OLD!
Fanfiction(Warning: This is old. My current spoof book, Waffle Cats, is more experienced and less cringey. I recommend reading that instead) Anyway, WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF WARRIORS! This is a magical place of tacos, candy floss, stupid fights, bad grammar...
