Cloudfall: Anybody not packed? No? LES GO!
Firestar: Why am I coming?
Cloudfall: Because you are the only responsible one. You're also the only one who can drive a Ferrari.
Firestar: *blushes* It's nothing....
Cloudfall: Me, Firestar, Amulet, Roseh and Blueh are in the red Ferrari, Holleh, Fireh, and my kits are in the gold one, and everybody else has to squeeze in the trailor.
Hollyblaze: Gold? A gold Ferrari?
Cloudfall: Yep.
Hollyblaze: *passes out*
Cloudfall: *throws water at Hollyblaze*
Hollyblaze: GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOOOOOLD!
Fireblaze: Uh oh, she's spazzing out....
Cloudfall: Does she do what I do when I spazz out?
Fireblaze: What, the 172 page long eee spam? No, she just goes crazy until you show her Tigerstar. Then she'll growl for like 10 minutes and then it will be fine.
Cloudfall: YO TIGERSTAR! Get over here!
Tigerstar: What?
Hollyblaze: *stops and stares*
Fireblaze: *stops and stares*
Hollyblaze: *massive tantrum*
Fireblaze: *massive tantrum*
Tigerstar: I'm outta here! *runs away*
Cloudfall: just get in the car already.
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Merry advent everyone! Nah, that doesn't sound very good. OH WELL! Cwistmwas is twentwy fwive dways away!
Love and pancakes,
Cloudeh, the waffle cat.
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