Santa_isnt_real_kids: I bet you can't guess who I am!
InvincibleLion: Blackstar?
Santa_isnt_real_kids: yup.
We_are_da_kits joined your conversation.
We_are_da_kits: whadda you mean Santa isn't real?
Santa_isnt_real_kids changed their name to RainbowRocks
RainbowRocks: Ha ha! Of course Santa is real! Everybody knows that!
Sharp_leaves_hurt_you: You do know RainbowRocks is a MyLittlePony thing, don't you?
RainbowRocks logged out.
Death_of_firestar: I bet Cloudfall and Firestar are smooching tongue to tongue right now.
We_are_da_kits: '~'
Death_of_firestar turned into a peach.
We_are_da_kits ate the peach.
InvincibleLion: I AM A LION!
Sharp_leaves_hurt_you: I AM A HOLLY BUSH!
SticksRCool: I AM GRUMPY!
MedCatsRock: I AM A POOL OF LEAVES!
Wait... Are we the only cats left?
MedCatsRock killed Jayfeather.
SticksRCool broke their stick in half.
Sharp_leaves_hurt_you choked on a sharp leaf.
InvincibleLion died.
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