Blackstar: TEA PARTY TIME!
Tigerstar: TEA PARTY TIME!
Leopardstar: TEA PARTY TIME!
Bluestar: TEA PARTY TIME!
Cloudfall: TEA PARTY TIME!
All the leaders/tough cats/Cloudfall: ITS TEA PARTY TIME!!!!!!!!!
Later....
Blackstar: *wearing a tiara and a girly dress* please may I have another Vole Scone, Princess Tigerstar?
Tigerstar: *wearing the same as Blackstar* of course, Lady Blackstar!
Leopardstar: *wearing a top hat and a monicle* Why, are those vole-donuts? Jolly good show! *claps paws together*
Cloudfall: *wearing a paper crown and kings robes* Now that the sun is high upon the hill of this day's journey, let us dine on fine wine. Won't it be divine! We will just shine! FIRESTAR! STOP PLAYING ON THAT RASH DEVICE!
Firestar: Aww man, I had just found Herobrine! Oh, look, a vine!
Hawkfrost: Would anybody like some witches of the sand, filled with the luscious sugared and pulped fruit?
Firestar: What does that translate as?
Hawkfrost: Ya wanna jam sandwich?
Witch: I AM NOT MADE OF SAND!
Sand: I AM NOT A WITCH!
Darkstripe: Hmm.... let me fix your dilemma, fine lady! *turns into a whirlwind and sucks in the sand and the witch* there, I have completed!
Sand and witch: *is a sandcastle in the shape on a witch* If you were human....
Tigerstar: Human?
Cloudfall: Twolegs word for twolegs.
Sand-witch: (get it yet?) As I was saying, if you were human you would be vaporised right now. But since you are only sweet little kitties, I guess I can forgive you. bai! *flies off farting rainbows*
Bluestar: NYAN CAT! *flies after the Sand-witch*
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