Cloudfall: Why is this chapter called 'Die?'
Firestar: Why would I know?
Cloudfall: Because you're Firestar. You always know. 😸
Firestar: Um... maybe it's because.... maybe this will happen... and.... um.... yeah, it's because.... I got nothing.
Cloudfall: What does die mean?
Firestar: wow. We need a serious discussion about words in the next chapter.
Cloudfall: why not this one?
Firestar: BECAUSE GRAMMAR IS NOTHING TO DO WITH WORDS!
Cloudfall: really?
Firestar: I meant death. Grammar is nothing to do with death.
Cloudfall: That should be in caps lock.
Jewel: I know why this chapter is called die. Its because somecat's gonna die today... >:)
Cloudfall: Really? and who would that be?
Jewel: *holds chainsaw* you.
Cloudfall: I think I should start running now.
Firestar: not yet
Cloudfall: I'm pretty sure I should be running now.
Firestar: I know exactly when!
1 MINUTE LATER...
Cloudfall: 😣hurry up!
Firestar: nearly there...
2 MINUTES LATER...
Cloudfall:😨 *heart beating really fast* faster please, man!
Firestar: Almost...
3 MINUTES LATER...
Cloudfall: 😱😱😱😱😱😱 PLEASE! DROP THE CHAINSAW, NICE KITTY!
Firestar: Okay. now we can run.
Cloudfall: *pings off*
*chase scene*
Cloudfall: Uh... am I dead? hey, I'm alive!
Jewel: not for long...
Cloudfall: Wait, is that... the end of this chapter? nobody is dead!
Firestar: WOOP WOOP! TAKE THAT, LOGIKALLNESS!
Cloudfall: what does woopwooptaketharlogikallness mean?
Firestar: you really get on my nerves sometimes.
A/N I am a very happy kitty right now. I have had my first vote, nearly 70 reads on this book and 3 COMMENTS SO FAR ALTOGETHER! Wow, that sounds so bad. Most people are like, 'wow! I got 10,000 reads and 700 followers!' but I'm celebrating because of a vote. LETS BRING THAT NUMBER UP TO TWO!
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Fanfic(Warning: This is old. My current spoof book, Waffle Cats, is more experienced and less cringey. I recommend reading that instead) Anyway, WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF WARRIORS! This is a magical place of tacos, candy floss, stupid fights, bad grammar...
