Firestar: welcome to this spoof book!
Cloudfall: spoofy spoofy spoony spoon spoofs.
Firestar: It is based on trying to find out what goes on in Cloudfall's head. Is there any sense in there? are there flying rhubarbs?
Cloudfall: RUBY BARIBIES!
Firestar: O.O
Cloudfall: I AM CANDYFLOSS
Firestar: anyhoo, that's what will happen later. Cloudfall, that is not a cornflake box, that is a combustible spoon.
Spoon: yo!
Firestar:😳
Cloudfall: *shakes spoon* what is a combustible spoon? Is it something to do with a spoof? What is a spoof? What is this big red flashing button beneath my paw? Shall I press it? I think I'll press it.
Firestar: /)_-
Cloudfall: *fails to face paw* ow!!!
Firestar: welcome to the spoof book everyone!
World: blows up.
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Waffles: I ❤ dem. (Warrior Cats Spoofs) OLD!
Fanfic(Warning: This is old. My current spoof book, Waffle Cats, is more experienced and less cringey. I recommend reading that instead) Anyway, WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF WARRIORS! This is a magical place of tacos, candy floss, stupid fights, bad grammar...
