All: *asleep*
Santa Claws: meow meow meow! Meeeeeerry Catmas! (get it? Claws? Claus? Yeah, it was kinda obvious)
Cloudfall: You do know I'm awake, right?
Santa Claws: Uh... I'm Blackstar attacking you.
Cloudfall: *yowls* I WILL KILL YOU BLACKSTAR! *slaps with waffle*
Santa Claws: Ow!
Cloudfall: *slaps with waffle*
Santa Claws: Ow!
Cloudfall: *slaps with waffle*
Santa Claws: Ow!
3 HOURS LATER....
Santa Claws: YOU DO KNOW I AM ACTUALLY SANTA CLAWS RIGHT?!
Cloudfall: Oops.
Santa: I QUIT! *leaves*
Cloudfall: I NEED TO SAVE CATMAS! GUYS WAKE UP!!!!
Roseflight: Ugh.... What time is it?
Cloudfall: How am I supposed to know? I need you though. I smacked Santa with a waffle and he quit!!!
All the OCs: WHY DID YOU DO THAT, CLOUDFALL!!!!!!!!!!
Hollyblaze: BUT... THAT MEANS SANTA WON'T GIVE ME MY GOLD STATUE OF NYAN CAT!!!!!
Fireblaze: *crying to hard to talk*
Shinykit: MUMMEEEEEEH WHY???
Bluemoon: CATMAS IS RUINED NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Pinkytail: ALL THE CATMAS PRESENTS WE'LL MISS OUT ON!!!!
Firesky: *still asleep* Sorreeee, potaytaytoe, I didn't know your face was actually green!
Swanfeather: TOPAZ... TELL ME WHY!!!!!!!!
Topaz: I DON'T KNOW, BABY!
Cloudfall: WAIT! WE CAN SAVE CATMAS!
All the OCs: How?
Roseflight: *sighs* We're going to steal Santa's sleigh, try to deliver the presents but fail because you have never driven a sleigh before, then get knocked out and Santa will save us then get his job again.
Cloudfall: Psh, no way! We steal Santa's sleigh then deliver all the presents and save Catmas!
All except Cloudy: /)_-
Cloudfall: Look, Santa's sleigh!
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Waffles: I ❤ dem. (Warrior Cats Spoofs) OLD!
Fanfiction(Warning: This is old. My current spoof book, Waffle Cats, is more experienced and less cringey. I recommend reading that instead) Anyway, WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF WARRIORS! This is a magical place of tacos, candy floss, stupid fights, bad grammar...
