A/N I put that song there because it is my favourite song, therefore it is Cloudfall's favourite too. I DID IT COZ I CAN!
Cloudfall: WOO! RAINBOW SLIDE! WHEEEEEEE... okay, I'm bored now. Hey Firestar, what do you do when you get bored?
Firestar: I sing a song! *sings really loudly and out of tune*
YODAL-A-HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE, YODAL-A-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO, HA-HA-HA, HO-HO-HO, DRRR-ING!
Cloudfall: boring. Sandstorm, what do you do?
Sandstorm: I like to sing!
BABY, YOUR A FIREWORK!
COME ON LET YOUR COLOURS BURST!
I DONT EVEN KNOW THE WORDS,
I DONT EVEN KNOW THE WORDS!
Cloudfall: I hate that song. This day is getting boringier and boringier by the second. Yo Bluestar, what do you do when you are bored?
Bluestar: You'll never guess what. I sing a song.
Cloudfall: *Facewaffle*
Bluestar:
MY MAMMA,
SHE TOLD ME
DONT WORRY ABOUT YOUR SIZE
SHE SAYS BOYS LIKE A LITTLE MORE BOOTY TO HOLD AT NIGHT
NO I WON'T BE NO STICK FIGURE SILICONE BARBIE DOLL
BUT IF THAT'S WHAT YOUR INTO THEN GO AHEAD AND MOVE ALONG
BECAUSE YOU KNOW I'M ALL ABOUT THAT BASS
BOUT THAT BASS
NO TREBLE...
Cloudfall: That's ma favourite song! But I'm still boreded. Tigerstar, what do you do, besides singing?
Tigerstar: I like to murder cats.
Cloudfall: I don't think I really want a demonstration of that. What else do you do?
Tigerstar: have tea parties.
Cloudfall: NU WAY! TEA PARTY! LETS GO HAVE A TEA PARTY IN THE DARK FOREST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *rides off on her cloud with Tigerstar dangling behind her*
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Waffles: I ❤ dem. (Warrior Cats Spoofs) OLD!
Fanfiction(Warning: This is old. My current spoof book, Waffle Cats, is more experienced and less cringey. I recommend reading that instead) Anyway, WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF WARRIORS! This is a magical place of tacos, candy floss, stupid fights, bad grammar...
