Cloudfall: HI GUYS! Today we are going on DATES!
Shinykit: Ugh dates are gross... they taste like fox-dung.
Cloudfall: NOT THAT KIND OF DATE! BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Roseflight: That is not funny. This is! BLECK *vomits spoons*
Cloudfall: Actually, that wasn't funny either. BUT IT WAS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!
AT THE DATE PLACE...
Cloudfall: Amulet and I aren't actually going on a date.
Amulet: Really?
Cloudfall: We're going to eat marshmallows while riding Leslie around the restraraunt!
Amulet: AWESOME! I totes luv you <3
Jewel: *dies*
Roseflight: Can I come with you cos I don't have a guy?
Cloudfall: Nope, you are dating Mr. Spoon.
Roseflight: O.O
*all go in to the restaurant except Cloudfall and Amulet*
Jayfeather: Wait... why am I here?
Cloudfall: *from outside* COS EVERYONE LOVES TORTURING YOU! YOU HAVE TO DATE YOUR STICK!
Jayfeather: That's not torture!
Cloudfall: WHATEVER.
Roseflight: Uh... Mr. Spoon?
Mr. Spoon: *does nothing*
Roseflight: I love you.
Mr. Spoon: *does nothing*
Roseflight: Let's order spaghetti. We can end up kissing.
Mr. Spoon: *does nothing*
Roseflight: Do nothing if you hate me.
Mr. Spoon: *does nothing*
Roseflight: Do nothing if you don't love me.
Mr. Spoon: *does nothing*
Roseflight: Do nothing if you want to break up with me.
Mr. Spoon: *does nothing*
Roseflight: *runs off crying*
Mr Spoon: Geez, I was reading!
DATE FAIL! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
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Waffles: I ❤ dem. (Warrior Cats Spoofs) OLD!
Fanfiction(Warning: This is old. My current spoof book, Waffle Cats, is more experienced and less cringey. I recommend reading that instead) Anyway, WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF WARRIORS! This is a magical place of tacos, candy floss, stupid fights, bad grammar...
