Cloudfall: GO, REINDEER, GO!
Roseflight: -~- I feel sick...
Cloudfall: Whatever, it will wear off.
Roseflight: ...With nerves.
Cloudfall: *shrugs* Now, how do you start?
Shinykit: You smack the reindeer with a waffle.
Cloudfall: *smacks Rudolph with a waffle*
Rudolph: Gawsh, you don't have to be violent! *gallops into the sky*
All: *screaming*
Cloudfall: HOW! DO! YOU! STOP! IT!
Roseflight: I! DONT! KNOW!
Sleigh: *crashes into a poppadom*
All: *out cold*
LATER...
Cloudfall: Ugh.... What the poppadom?
Leafpool: You have crashed Santa's Sleigh into a cliff and broken 3 legs, torn both ears, blinded one eye and lost half your tail.
Cloudfall: NOT MY TAIL NO!
Leafpool: Na, I was just kidding. Oh, and Merry Catmas.
Cloudfall: I MUST HEAL MYSELF AND THE OTHERS USING A RHUBARD! STAND CLEAR! *throws custard at the others*
Others: Hey, we're alive!
Cloudfall: MERRY CATMAS!
Shinykit: But... the stockings are full!
Santa: I saved you, and took you to Leafpool. Then I finished delivering presents.
Cloudfall: HAVE A WAFFLE!
Santa: I HATE WAFFLES!
All:
We wish you a merry Catmas
We wish you a merry Catmas
We wish you a merry Catmas
And a random new year!
Good waffles we throw
Meowing, 'ho ho ho!'
We wish you a merry Catmas
And a-
*cloudfall crashes through the screen*
Cloudfall: WAFFLES FOR EVERYONE!
All: OH, CLOUDY!
Cloudfall: What I do?
All: *walk off sighing and muttering*
Tigerstar: *battling an evil turkey* HELP!
Firestar: Not a chance!
Scourge: *takes picture* you are so going on Instagram!
Cloudfall: MERRY CATMAS!
YOU ARE READING
Waffles: I ❤ dem. (Warrior Cats Spoofs) OLD!
Fanfiction(Warning: This is old. My current spoof book, Waffle Cats, is more experienced and less cringey. I recommend reading that instead) Anyway, WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF WARRIORS! This is a magical place of tacos, candy floss, stupid fights, bad grammar...
