Tigerstar: *still dressed like a princess* this is kind of getting annoying.... and itchy. When will that dopey grandma stop taking pictures of me? Come on, I'm an EVIL GENIUS! Not a fairy!
Blackstar: *also still dressed* are you kidding? I FWABBADWABBA LOVE THIS DRESS!
Tigerstar: -_-
Blackstar: it makes me feel special.
Tigerstar: I'm bored.
Blackstar: Let's have a glitter bath! *jumps into pot of glitter* Um... Princess Tigerstar?
Tigerstar: What?
Blackstar: I'm stuck. GET ME OUTA THIS STUPID, STUPID JAR! IT HURTS! IT HURTS! *eyes flood* GET LITTLECLOUD! This is so embarrassing...
Tigerstar: Littlecloud? We need you...
Littlecloud: *sighs* what now....
Tigerstar: Blackstar wanted a glitter bath and now he's stuck.
Blackstar: meep.
Littlecloud: *rolls eyes* again?
Blackstar: yep. I JUST LOVE THE PRETTY SPARKLES!
Littlecloud: well, if you need another glitter bath, maybe you should try another jar.
Blackstar: But... but...
Littlecloud: no buts.
Tigerstar: *giggles* no butts.... *covers butt with a book*
Littlecloud: you will both die in a hole. *walks off*
Tigerstar: Cats these days...
Blackstar: I'm still stuck.
Tigerstar: I'm helping, I'm helping... *jumps into an even smaller jar of glitter* see? Tigerstar saves the day!
Blackstar: Oh, and what times is it? I can't see my magic watch I am somehow wearing.
Cloudfall: IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!
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Waffles: I ❤ dem. (Warrior Cats Spoofs) OLD!
Fanfiction(Warning: This is old. My current spoof book, Waffle Cats, is more experienced and less cringey. I recommend reading that instead) Anyway, WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF WARRIORS! This is a magical place of tacos, candy floss, stupid fights, bad grammar...
