Leslie: *smashes through the screen with all the OCs on his back*
Cloudfall: SPACE UNICORN!
Roseflight: SOARING THROUGH THE STARS!
Bluemoon: DELIVERING THE RAAAAAAAAAAINBOWS!
Hollyblaze: ALL AROUND THE WORLD!
Fireblaze: SPACE UNICORN!
Swanfeather: SHINING IN THR NIGHT!
Firesky: SMILES AND HUGS FOREVER!
Pinkytail: ALL AROUND THE WORLD!
Shinykit: *breakdances*
Cloudfall: SO PURE OF HEART!
Roseflight: SO STRONG OF MIND!
Bluemoon: SO TRUE OF AIM!
Hollyblaze: WITH HIS MARSHMALLOW LASERS!
Fireblaze: MARSHMALLOW LASERS!
Swanfeather: SPACE UNICORN!
Firesky: SOARING THROUGH THE STARS!
Pinkytail: DELIVERING THE RAAAAAAAAINBOWS!
All: ALL AROUND THE WORLD!
*all turn into space unicorns that kind of look like their normal cat selves*
*all throwing waffles and mail in random peoples faces*
Tigerstar: What the.... unicorns? Here? *follows*
Cloudfall: *shoots marshmallow lasers*
MARSHMALLOW LASERS!
Shinykit: GO MOMMEH!
Cloudfall: STOP RUINING MY SONG AND HERE'S YOUR MAIL!
Tigerstar: Hmm.... Weird. Cloudfall is a unicorn delivering mail.
All the unicorns: *epic dancing*
SO PURE OF HEART!
SO STRONG OF MIND!
SO TRUE OF AIM,
WITH HIS MARSHMALLOW LASER!
MARSHMALLOW LASER!
*flying round the world throwing waffles and mail in everybody's faces*
Tigerstar: This is weird.... huh?
*every unicorn except Cloudfall has flown off*
Cloudfall: *gives present*
Tigerstar: *opens*
Present: *is a marshmallow*
Tigerstar: Oh, uh, thanks?
Cloudfall: MARSHMALLOW LASERS!
*shoots marshmallow lasers at Tigerstar*
Tigerstar: *le dead*
Cloudfall: MARSHMALLOW MAGIC!
Tigerstar: *back to life*
All: SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
UNICORNS, OUT!
Leslie: Hey, this is supposed to be my chapter!
YOU ARE READING
Waffles: I ❤ dem. (Warrior Cats Spoofs) OLD!
Fanfiction(Warning: This is old. My current spoof book, Waffle Cats, is more experienced and less cringey. I recommend reading that instead) Anyway, WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF WARRIORS! This is a magical place of tacos, candy floss, stupid fights, bad grammar...
