Cloudfall: Three more cats have joined us. INTRODUCING, THE AMAZING SWANFEATHER, PINKYTAIL AND FIRESKY!
Camera Cat: Hi!
Cloudfall: Uh.... who are you?
Camera Cat: Swanfeather, the elusive, shy, spooniful Camera Cat.
Topaz: Hey guys, I just went and... *stares and Swaneh*
Swanfeather: *stares at Topaz*
*Swaneh and Topaz's eyes turn into love hearts*
Cloudfall: Now that, my spooniful unibutts, is love at first sight.
Firesky: Hi, do you like waffles?
Cloudfall: UH, OBVIOUSLY! *grabs book of world records* LOOK! FIRST EVER CAT TO EAT 9,999,999 WAFFLES IN A MINUTE!
Firesky: Good. WAFFLES YAY YAY YAY YAY!!!!
Cloudfall: I think you and I are going to get on.
Pinkytail: DON'T TOUCH THOSE DEATHBERRIES NOOOOOOOOO!
Cloudfall: Geez. Who's the new Leafpool Junior, and where's Pinkeh?
Pinkytail: Rainbows!
Cloudfall: Oo-oh. You're Pinkeh.
Pinkytail: Rainbows. *goes into the tunnels* RAINBOWS!!!!
Echos: RAINBOWS..... RAINBOWS.... RAINBOWS..... RAINBOWS....
Leslie: PINKYTAIL!
Pinkytail: LESLIE!
*both run up to each other*
Leslie: *unicorn kiss*
Pinkytail: *pinkytail kiss*
Sandstorm: Guys guys guys! We have to go christmas shopping at a random store that just appeared out of nowhere!
Pinkytail: *leaps up and growls* Go away, UNRAINBOWY FREAK!
Sandstorm: Wha... wha... what'd I do?
Pinkytail: STOLE MY FIREY LOVE!
Sandstorm: Fiery love?.... Wait, this is about Firestar?
Pinkytail: UH, DUH!
Sandstorm: Reasons why you will never be Firestar's gal:
1) He's taken
2) You're a medicine cat
3) He loves me, not you
4) You aren't even in ThunderClan.
Pinkytail: REASONS WHY YOU ARE ANNOYING:
1) You don't believe in rainbows
2) You.... uh.... um.....
3) uh....
4) well.... this is awkward
Firesky: Waffles, my lovely waffles, oh waffles, yummy waffles...
Cloudfall: YEAH! WUFFLES!
All: *derps away*
A/N YEAH I FINALLY UPDATED!
I hope you've enjoyed this chapter, the next will be super random for you!
CATMAS COUNTDOWN: 3!!!! OMSC OMSC OMSC 3 DAYS TILL PRESENTS WHICH WILL MOSTLY BE LOVELY LOVELY BOOKS...... PILES AND PILES OF BOOKS......
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Waffles: I ❤ dem. (Warrior Cats Spoofs) OLD!
Fanfiction(Warning: This is old. My current spoof book, Waffle Cats, is more experienced and less cringey. I recommend reading that instead) Anyway, WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF WARRIORS! This is a magical place of tacos, candy floss, stupid fights, bad grammar...
