Blackstar: Welcome to this spoof book, Blackstar is awesome!
Onestar: actually, it's called Waffles I ❤ dem.
Blackstar: oh well! This spoof book will be mainly focused on me...
Onestar: actually, it's focused mainly on Cloudfall.
Blackstar: But still, I get a large part...
Onestar: no you don't, you are barely in this.
Blackstar: Well, at least I get a free taco for being in this...
Onestar: no you don't, you have to pay.
Blackstar: shoot. Well, welcome anyway to this SUCKY spoof book that doesn't feature a handsome, popular, brave leader...
Onestar: your face looks like an upside down peanut that has been run over by a levitating Indian guy.
Levitating Indian guy: poppadom?
Onestar: you are not popular, everybody hates you, even me, and I like everybody. You couldn't fight a feather.*throws feather in Blackstar's face*
Blackstar: *girly scream* get the feather away! get it away! go away, feather! please! mercy me!
Onestar: /)_-
Blackstar: *still trying to kill the feather* I TOLD YOU FEATHER, I TOLD YOU!
Feather: /)_- nobody likes you.
Onestar: lets go do something normal like... um.... I got nothing.
Blackstar: *has the feather pinned on the ground but is really struggling* can....I....have....some....help....?
Onestar: *shreds feather into pieces.*
Blackstar: I think Firestar and Cloudfall should do the intro. YO FIRESTAR? GO GET CLOUDFALL AND DO THIS INTRO ALREADY!
Firestar: finally!
YOU ARE READING
Waffles: I ❤ dem. (Warrior Cats Spoofs) OLD!
Fanfiction(Warning: This is old. My current spoof book, Waffle Cats, is more experienced and less cringey. I recommend reading that instead) Anyway, WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF WARRIORS! This is a magical place of tacos, candy floss, stupid fights, bad grammar...
