Cloudfall: KITTYPETS! WE ARE STARTING A NEW CLAN! WAFFLECLAN! WE WILL BE AN AWESOME CLAN AMD EVENTUALLY TAKE OVER THE FOREST! WHO'S WITH ME?
Kittypets: WE ARE!
Cloudfall: Very good. Ok, i'm a leader now, like Firestar. I don't want to change my name! so I won't. Firestar has a mate. I need a mate, then! But nobody likes me that way!
Amulet: *blushes* umm... Cloudfall? I.... well..... I think.... I think I love you!
Cloudfall: Great! Now I'm like Firestar! *looks at clipboard* okay, now I need territory. I don't really like Tigerstar. His tea party was lame. LETS TAKE OVER THE DARK FOREST!
Kittypets: YA!
Cloudfall: *looks at clipboard again* okay, now I need too do something called alligences. WAIT NO! DONT PRESS THAT STOP BUTTO-
Alligences
All: *grab popcorn and 3D glasses and get ready to watch*
Cloudfall: This is pointless. Who cares about who's in WaffleClan, as long as I'm in it?
Amulet: I second everything you say :D
Jewel: UGHHHHH YOU RUIN EEEVERYTHING *stomps away dramatically*
Cloudfall: Okay, scratch the alligences!
Camera Cat: GOSHDARN IT! I SPENT 969699658745252243651635895735196739558572843794954837 YEARS FILMING THAT, AND NOW IT'S CANCELLED!
Cloudfall: Die in a hole, sucka *walks away with swag*
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Waffles: I ❤ dem. (Warrior Cats Spoofs) OLD!
Fanfiction(Warning: This is old. My current spoof book, Waffle Cats, is more experienced and less cringey. I recommend reading that instead) Anyway, WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF WARRIORS! This is a magical place of tacos, candy floss, stupid fights, bad grammar...
