Cloudfall: Ugh.... where an I?
Leafpool: Stay calm. The ambulance will be here in a second.
Cloudfall: Ambulance?
Leafpool: I forgot you were insane. *sigh* the NEE-NAW NEE-NAW FLASHY LIGHT FLASH FLASHY FLASH FLASHY FLASHY LIGHT WHEELY WHEELY BEEP BEEP NEENY NEENY NAW will be here in a second.
Cloudfall: OOOOOOH. The nee-naw. Wait... why do I need a nee-naw?
Leafpool: Because you're having kits.
Cloudfall: Kits?
Leafpool: I forgot you where insane. *sighs* you are having
MEOW-MEOW SQUEAKY MILKY CUTE SPARKLE RAINBOW FLUFFY BABY WABY BABIES tomorrow.
Cloudfall: OOOOOH. Meow-meows. Wait... I'M HAVING KITS TOMORROW???!!!
Leafpool: Well.... it could be now. You have started... actually, this is a public spoof book, I don't think I'm going to mention all the words. One question, though. Who's your mate?
Cloudfall: mate?
Leafpool: not even gonna say it. *sigh* who's your KISSY LOVEY DOVEY DOO DAH SWEETY WEETY LOVE LOVE BABY MEOW-MEOW MAKER WITHER DATE.
Cloudfall: Amulet. He's a kittypet, but he's AWESOME! We've been together for a couple of moons, but now we decided to have kits. You don't have any kits, do you? no! You obviously don't know how. Well, first you find a mate, then you have to-
Leafpool: *paw over Cloudy's mouth* there are people reading this!
Cloudfall: How do you know someone is reading though? How do you tell?
Leafpool: I don't know. Wait, I know! We will know how many people have read this by saying...
VOTE IF YOU ARE READING THIS!!!!!!!
Cloudfall: Ooh, a nee-naw!
A/N CLOUDY'S HAVING KITS!!!!! Oh yeah, TWA time! Today's TWA goes to...
HELP! I'M BORED AND CAN'T GET UP! by MerpLerpDerpDrowned! So random it makes cheese die.
HOOOOOOOORAY! got that waffle thing done, now we can talk. What? Whadda you mean I have to make another chapter to chat? Okay, I'm going to make a random book. Die pineapples.
Byza for now!
-Cloudy, the waffle cat.
DUN DUN DUH!
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Waffles: I ❤ dem. (Warrior Cats Spoofs) OLD!
Fanfiction(Warning: This is old. My current spoof book, Waffle Cats, is more experienced and less cringey. I recommend reading that instead) Anyway, WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF WARRIORS! This is a magical place of tacos, candy floss, stupid fights, bad grammar...
