Firestar: *asleep sucking his paw and cuddling a teddy*
Cloudfall: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, STAR_OF_FIRE!
Firestar: *jumps out of bed flailing legs* oh, er.... hi Cloudfall? *hides teddy behind back*
Cloudfall: PRESENTS AND COOKIES FOR YOU!
Brambleclaw: *mutters* lucky devil...
Cloudfall: HERE'S YOUR FIRST PRESENT! *gives box*
Firestar: *opens box* 😐
what the FLIP is that?
Present: *is a huge red button*
Press me!
Firestar: *presses*
Button: *turns into a dunking booth with Tigerstar on the board*
Tigerstar: Happy birthday...wait, WHAT?
Firestar: *presses button again*
Tigerstar: NOOOO.... *splash*
Firestar: Awesome! *whispers* I'm going to dunk Blackstar next....
Cloudfall: *throws cookies everywhere*
Tigerstar: I CAN'T SWIM! I CAN'T SWIM!
Brambleclaw: Shall we help him?
Firestar: nah.
All: *walk off*
Squirrelflight: Hi dad! I got you a squirrel!
Firestar: thanks, she-cat I don't know!
Mousefur: eeh, look at Firestar on 'is birthday! still as fresh 'n young as the day he was Rusty! Here, Rusty, have a mouse. *pushes a brass button in front of him*
Firestar: ooh! maybe it will make another dunking booth!
Mousefur: wha?
Cloudfall: For your big present, Amulet and I got you a...
Hollyleaf: Amulet?
Cloudfall: N-n-nobody...
Hollyleaf: 😕
Cloudfall: I GOT YOU A FERRARI!
Firestar: What's a Ferrari?
Cloudfall: I have no idea.
Jayfeather and Longtail: the blind cats got you another button.
Firestar: yay! what does it do? *presses it*
World: Lol XD *blows up*
Cloudfall: happy birthday, Firestar!
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Waffles: I ❤ dem. (Warrior Cats Spoofs) OLD!
Fanfiction(Warning: This is old. My current spoof book, Waffle Cats, is more experienced and less cringey. I recommend reading that instead) Anyway, WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF WARRIORS! This is a magical place of tacos, candy floss, stupid fights, bad grammar...
