Sandstorm: Oh hai there Bluestar! Shouldn't you be in StarClan?
Bluestar: I want to team with you to throw jelly snakes at Cloudfall's butt!
Sandstorm: why jelly snakes?
Bluestar: SHE FLIPPIN' HATES JELLY SNAKES! ooh rhyme!
Sandstorm: you can team with me!
MEANWHILE, AT THE CLOUD FORTRESS...
Cloudfall: They're coming for me! Both of them are. I knew it!
Firestar: umm... Cloudfall?
Cloudfall: cookies?
Firestar: I was wondering if maybe we could... you know... team?
Cloudfall: but you I thought you loved Sandstorm!
Firestar: I do, but I need to apologise to her. About spending a lot if time with you and not with her. Oh, and I know that Bluestar hates icecream.
Cloudfall: oh, okay. BACON COOKIE WAFFLE WAFFLE WAFFLE!
MEANWHILE...
Sandstorm: *dressed in an army hat with a gun loaded with jelly snakes* are you ready, Bluestar?
Bluestar: RANDOM FIGHT!!!
Sandstorm: not yet. When we get there. Remember, you take on Miss. Random Face and I'll get Firestar. Take this gun, it is loaded with jelly snakes. Use it if she gets dangerous.
Not even gonna say it...
Firestar: *dressed the same as Sandstorm but with a gun full of ice cream* Are you ready, Cloudfall?
Cloudfall: RANDOM FIGHT!
Firestar: no, not yet. When we get there. Remember, you take on Miss. Nyan Butt and I'll deal with Sandstorm. Take this gun, it is loaded with icecream. Use it if she gets dangerous.
AT THE BATTLE SCENE...
*really intense battle scene*
Cloudfall: 1,2,3,4, I DECLARE A RANDOM WAR!
Bluestar: cookie, cookie, bacon sandwich.
Cloudfall: sand and witches, electric screwdrivers and automatic waffle makers!
Bluestar: *starts to sweat* umm... Fire lighters and, umm... banana trees?
Cloudfall: Taco, taco, bacon cookie taco taco elephant rice.
Bluestar: Eat my dust, dusty... dusty.... musty... CHEESE!
Cloudfall: I WIN! THE POWDERPUFF SAID CHEESE BEFORE THE CANDY-FLOSS!
Bluestar: NUUUUUUU! *Picks up jelly snake gun*.
Cloudfall: *picks up ice cream gun*
Bluestar: FIRE!
Cloudfall: FIRE!
*Sad piano music comes on* Firestar: uh... hey, Sandstorm, I know you're angry and all... *scratches head* and you probably hate me now...
Sandstorm: You bet I hate you! You're a great big JERK!
Firestar: Okay, well, I'm sorry I was spending too much time studying Cloudfall instead of hanging with you.
Sandstorm: FORGET IT, YOU FIERY LUMP! Wait, did you say... Studying?
Firestar: I never liked her that way, I just was studying her brain because she is so crazy I wanted to know what was going on in there.
Sandstorm: *Goes all sad* like, flying rhubarbs?
Firestar: you bet.
Bluestar: Shall we interrupt?
Cloudfall: TOTALLY!
Firestar: *leans closer like he is going to kiss her*
Sandstorm: *does the same*
Cloudfall: heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey you guy!
Bluestar: Woah. You are officially annoying.
A/N (this chapter is edited)
Sorry for any mistakes, I wrote this before I got my phone on my SUPER sucky iPod.
Bai!
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