Cloudfall: We're back in time for Catmas!
Firestar: Since when do we celebrate Catmas?
Cloudfall: Since purple.
Firestar: ?
Cloudfall: Yes. Purple llamas and chicken.
Roseflight: *le gasp* NOOOO NOT CHICKEN!
Cloudfall: No, not chicken. Chicken bad. Purple llamas good.
Hollyblaze: Who gave her candy?
Cloudfall: The penguin did it.
Fireblaze: What penguin?
Cloudfall: *points at tractor* that one.
Hollyblaze: Seriously. Who gave her candy. And why didn't they give me some also? ARE YOU NOT MY FRIEND?
Fireblaze: Have a chocolate button. *chucks a crowbar at Hollyblaze*
Roseflight: *still ranting about chicken*
Hollyblaze: *still ranting about not getting candy*
Fireblaze: *still ranting about crowbars*
Cloudfall: 1+1= lemons.
Firestar: Lemons?
Cloudfall: Since lemons.
Firestar: That doesn't even make any sense.
Cloudfall: Sense + green = purple llamas.
Spoonkit: Mumeeeeeee, can I have my blue whale now?
Cloudfall: Sporkz. *derps away*
Hollyblaze, Fireblaze & Roseflight: *still ranting*
Firestar: Why do I even try. *sighs* I may as well join in.
Lemon cheese, oh lemon cheese,
Squeeze the lemon, all over the cheese,
Orange juice, macaroni and ketchup,
Meatballs come in handy with spaghetti!
A/N *unepic dancing* OH YEAH! Reasons why I'm happy:
1) It's nearly Catmas!!!!!!!
2) I have 700 reads!!!!!
3) I have 62 votes!!!!!!!
4) This chapter was really random!!!!!!!!
5) Purple llamas!!!!!!!!
6) I ate a waffle today!!!!!!
7) I played Minecraft earlier!!!!!!
8) I updated!!!!!!
9) I'm alive!!!!!
10) This is the last one!!!!!
CATMAS COUNTDOWN:
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TWA goes to....
Soulful Poems by TigerDeathIron!!!
:,( It was so sad I nearly cried....
-Cloudeh the waffle cat.
DUN DUN DUH!
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