Amulet: Cloudfall, you know about our relationship?
Cloudfall: spoooooons? (That means yes)
Amulet: I don't think it's going to work anymore.
Cloudfall: WHAT THE SPOONS NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Amulet: You're not right for me... to random! And plus, I got an allergic reaction from your spoons! AND burnt my paw on your new waffle maker!
Cloudfall: B-b-but....
Amulet: No buts. AND DONT YOU DARE COVER YOUR BUTT WITH A BOOK.
Cloudfall: *puts the book down*
Amulet: See what I mean?
Cloudfall: *closes eyes* Nope. I can't see anything.
Amulet: THAT'S IT CLOUDY, WE'RE OVER!
Cloudfall: No.... No.....
Amulet: Oh, and plus, now I like Jewel. And I never want to see your ugly cat face ever again.
Cloudfall: *bursts into tears and runs away to cry in the corner eating burnt waffles*
Blackstripe: Hollyblaze?
Hollyblaze: Yeeeeeaaaaaah?
Blackstripe: We're over.
Hollyblaze: W-w-what?
Blackstripe: You're to obsessive. *shows gold Nyan Cat sitting on a spoon*
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Blackstripe: See what I mean?
Hollyblaze: Nope.
Blackstripe: Well, we're done anyway. 'Twas nice knowing you. *catapults over a cliff* OH AND ONE MORE THING! NOW I LIKE TIGERSTAR'S SISTER!
Hollyblaze: *bursts in to tears and runs off to join Cloudfall*
LATERS........
Cloudfall and Hollyblaze: *sobbing*
Amulet: D'ya think we should tell them?
Blackstripe: Uh.... yeah.
Amulet: HEY GUYS!
Cloudfall: *looks away*
Hollyblaze: *looks away*
Blackstripe and Amulet: LOL WE GOT YOU SO GOOD OH LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
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YOU ARE READING
Waffles: I ❤ dem. (Warrior Cats Spoofs) OLD!
Fanfiction(Warning: This is old. My current spoof book, Waffle Cats, is more experienced and less cringey. I recommend reading that instead) Anyway, WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF WARRIORS! This is a magical place of tacos, candy floss, stupid fights, bad grammar...
